St. Patrick's Day 2007

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeeeear.

So, what's everyone doing?

-HECK!

Well, every year since I turned 21, I have planned on getting some green dye and putting it in some beer, and getting hammered on green beer, which is a life goal of mine.

But I havn't made it happen yet.

The problem is that it's a very great rarity for me to go to the grocery store, where they sell the food coloring. So I miss out.

I don't like St. Paddy's day. It was 12 years ago that my tendon went out in my left hand, and I have never been the same since.

St. Patty's Day is on Saturday this year, and I generally work on Saturday nights.

So don't be suprised if you hear about some mulatto dude that works at an anonymous "mexican" restaurant killing all the wanna-be Blacksburg Irish this coming St. Patrick's Day.

How Irish can you act if you're DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!?!?!?!?!

heheheheheheh muahahhahaha

Haven't done anything for years. :\

Come on now people! Guess I'll have to have a beer for my homies here.

Whizzle, any good bars near you? Most places have green beer. It doesn't taste any different.

Corn Beef & Cabbage, Guiness, Green Jell-O Shots, Green Beer... I can't wait.

-HECK!

Corn Beef & Cabbage :moon:

Guinness <- the love of my life

Green Jell-O Shots <- my sancho

Green beer <- a one night stand but doable.

st. patrick's day: illuminate = :drunk:

Hehe, no Corn Beef? Man, that's weak sauce.

-HECK!

I'm having corned beef, and cabbage, with mustard!!! I can't drink beer, because of my meds... but, I wish that I could.

I'm gonna be Mr. Beersy McBeerdrinkington.

-HECK!

Well, do me a favor, Heckster McDrinks A Lota Beer
Raise a glass of beer for me, and drink it down, okay?

My two friends Mr.Ben Dover and Phil MacCracken will be visiting ((hopefully)) and they will drink green beer, get hammered and pass out.

I like to watch.



Get your minds out of the gutter.















I watch the St.Paddy's day parades.

I will be doin' no drinking because of caring for my four kids all weekend long...but I guarentee you I will be fending off my husband who will be looking for any and every excuse to pinch me, whether I have on any green or not.

oh yeah, I need to make absolute sure that I DO NOT wear green tomorrow.

if any mothafucka tries to pinch me, IT'S GO TIME!!

I haven't seen someone get pinched for that since grade school. I'd just paint my wang green and flip it out when someone asks for the green. Yizzah.

-HECK!

I got pinched at work by someone who thought that they were funny... until I smacked 'em.

Just wanted to say: HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY

I wouldn't want to be Heck!'s liver today!

True dat, Whidden!!!

I'm wondering if I'm going to get a call from him today... to meet up with him, and Illuminate, for a few. Gotta call Sherry later and see if she's up for that too.


Can you image all the green beer that is going to be consumed today?

I never had any. I need to hunker down and make it happen today.

What kind of American am I, to have never made the effort to drink some Green Beer on St. Patty's day?

I don't know that I have either. But, I wear green.

Besides, my cousin, who's like 7 years older then me, was born on St Patty's day. So, we celebrate it.

Whidden wrote:

I wouldn't want to be Heck!'s liver today!

LMAO!

Still, you NEVER had green beer? I had some back in the day. I hate looking at all the green bread they sell this year. BLECK!

I want to every year, but never go to the store and get the dye. Er, food coloring.

I suppose this pinching thing is another American tradition?

yeah.... we are supposed to wear green and if we don't we get pinched.... but I haven't done that since elementary school