All-New HECK and DEK Foundation Debate 2000 & Such

You name a topic, HECK and Dek will go point-counterpoint on it.

Done and done.

Topic?

-HECK!

The topic is:
"Drinking is bad for you."

Aye or nah?

Drinking is bad for you, it hurts your liver. Also it makes you stupid and not able to spell wright. That's why I don't touch the stuff.

I hope Obama taxes all drinking, and that they bring back the amendment that tanked it, whatever the amendment was that got repealed back in the 1500's when Hoover was President.

I concur.

I think swing music is cool, and want to attend speakeasies.

That would be great.

Drinking is so much more fun if it's illegal.

Dekka00 wrote:

I concur.

I think swing music is cool, and want to attend speakeasies.

That would be great.

Drinking is so much more fun if it's illegal.

Hey dummy. I think according to thread rules, you fellows are supposed to take the other side. You can't agree. I cry foul.

I drinking a beer right now to show you what I think of your arguments.

I think he can agree with you, but he has to disagree with Heck? Or Heck has to disagree with him? Although I can't imagine Heck ever saying a bad word against alcohol. ....

They are lazy thread stewards. They started it, then just took off.

I never do that. Ever. Not even once.

Whidden wrote:

They are lazy thread stewards. They started it, then just took off.

I never do that. Ever. Not even once.

You Are Wrong, You Suck, and I Hate You
an essay by Dekka DaCruz

The purpose of this writing is to point ou that you are wrong. It will also explore how much you suck. Finally, it will present evidence that I hate you.

First of all, you are quite simply, wrong.

Secondly, you suck.

Third, and finally, I hate you.

In conclusion, you are wrong, you suck, and I hate you.

You used circular logic. I grade your essay D minus. I would fail you, but I give you points for creative use of the Inreject font.