All about Heck's new job

Does it suck?

Is it cool?

Some combo land in between?

What do you do?

Any good looking co-workers?

How far a drive?

What's your boss like?

Wha wha what? Heck has a new job? Dang, he just doesn't share stuff with Sher does he?

Well, it's a few months old now, but I never heard the details about it.

What is he doing? Heck, you got some 'splaining to do.

I'll help Heck out a bit in answering, since we be bros.

Does it suck?
Not so much.

Is it cool?
Air con's set at a steady 21 degrees celcius. Nobody can work out what the fuck that even means.

Some combo land in between?
Wow... what comes between suck and cool... you just blew my mind.

What do you do?
Nothing a monkey couldn't do, if my company actually thought to hire one.

Any good looking co-workers?
There's this one guy, Jim.... you know what, never mind.

How far a drive?
Depends if I get lost. Anywhere between 5 and 134 miles.

What's your boss like?
Haven't met him, he speaks to me through an intercom a la Charlie's Angels.

He works for a University... doing enrollment! The Dude Rocks!

The dudes doing enrollment at the uni I went to were all in their late 40s and still lived with their parents. I'm just sayin' is all. They liked Star Trek, and so does HECK.

Notice how I can't enter a thread about HECK and be nice to the dude?

We should do odds on how long it takes the drunk bastard to find this thread.

Boobs



he should show up anytime now

Yeah....


Boobs and beer.


That should seal the deal now.

Boobs, beer, and porn


Maybe it has to go by these three to get him to show up.

Let's talk about LOST. Then he will show up and crack on us some. That always lures him in dammit.

Fuck Lost!

-HECK!

Whidden wrote:

Does it suck?

No, I like it. It's really different from radio, a business I've been in for nearly 8 years. I just hope to make the grade. Haven't been the all-star I want/need to be, but I'm trying.

Whidden wrote:

Is it cool?

Yeah, it is really cool. In the short time I've been there, I've never laughed so hard. I'm on a great team, we just have a blast. Best bunch of people I've ever worked with. Plus, there is a conference in Vegas coming up. I cry inside when I think of it.

Whidden wrote:

Some combo land in between?

Not sure what that means...

Whidden wrote:

What do you do?

I really don't want to explain too much here. I will answer the specifics by e-mail, for I do fear the Google monster. Let me say that it's like a sales position. I talk to people, I make deals, I make dreams come true, for the most part.

Whidden wrote:

Any good looking co-workers?

Yes. Just do the math: hundreds of people + San Diego + average age 22-34 = holy shitballs.

Whidden wrote:

How far a drive?

Depending if I stop off for Carl's Jr. breakfast or dry heave? 20 minutes.

Whidden wrote:

What's your boss like?

Really, really cool dude. Somewhere around my age. Legend in the company. Hands down, best boss I've ever had. Guy is money. If not for him, I think most of the team might not be there.

All in all, good times.

-HECK!

fuscia wrote:

Wha wha what? Heck has a new job? Dang, he just doesn't share stuff with Sher does he?

Remember, I was laid off? I got one quick job, bailed out of training because I got this job. You didn't miss anything. I don't think.

-HECK!

gaboman wrote:

Notice how I can't enter a thread about HECK and be nice to the dude?

You will, and always shall be, a slap-ass.

-HECK!

Well, I glad you like it Bubba. Nothing worse than a lousy job.

Oh, I can think of some things that are worse... but, that's up there too.

Man, did this job suck my balls. Fuck it until forever.

Great pay. It's like a Pyramid scheme of education. I feel bad for the saps buying into it.

-HECK!

You drunk bastard. How dare you.

-HECK!

HECK! wrote:

You drunk bastard. How dare you.

-HECK!

That's my line, you drunk bastard.

I thought your line was "you rat bastard". Did it change without notification?