Song lyrics that ain't right

A gem!

Haha Lickety, that was Epic.

Fuscia by fuscia and suzanne Vega

My name is Fuscia
and I'm totally bored
I'm a soccer mom
yeah you've passed my wagon before

if you hear something from my car
Some kind of trouble. some kind of "yarr"
it's just two kids of eight and six
it's just two kids of eight and six
it's just two kids of eight and six

I think he's lost his cleats
his sister says his shoes reek
why can't I find the shoes?
evil sister took them ooooh!
It's always somewhere I have to drive
by mid-season I don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

Yes I think I'm o.k.
my turn to do snack again
feeding twelve kids and siblings
my head is hurting again
it only lasts a few months
then I might have to get drunk
just don't ask me to do more
just don't ask me to do more.


(((my ode to a soccer mom. At this point in the season I'm cool, but I had inspiration from last season))

ha ha!

Tis my life Whizzle, tis my life.

I loved it fuscia!

:lol:

BEAUTY PAGEANT DROP-OUT by Frankie Avalon & LICKETY

(from the "Grease" soundtrack- Beauty School Drop-Out, dedicated to Miss Teen South Carolina 2007)


Your story's sad to tell, a teenage blonde bombshell


Most mixed up non-eloquent on the block


Your future's so unclear now,

YouTube is your career wow!

I see you on TV, I have to change the dial




Beauty pageant drop-out, no crown for you today


Beauty pageant drop-out, missed the topic

that was asked of you


Well at least you could have


taken time to listen carefully to question


After spending all that dough to bleach your hair

Maybe Mario will "do" you later in the green room chair (don't tell Screech),


why keep your feeble hopes alive


What are you proving (got nothin' to prove)?


You've got the boobies, but you're not too brainy

I think you got your diploma, from Tulsa Oklahoma


Turn in your sash and go back to highschool


Beauty pageant drop-out, you're such a airhead


Beauty pageant drop-out, it's about time you knew the score


Well you will never learn anything,

Men think you're such a looker


But there is no career left for you ,


unless you become a hooker

Airhead don't sweat it (don't sweat it),


you're not cut out to be the queen


Better forget it (forget it), you'll do better giving head


Now you're famous just like Paris (the city, not the 'ho)

I show'd you a map but you still cannot find itl


Wipe off that lipstick and go back to highschool

Lauren don't blow it, don't put Lickety's advice to shame

Lauren you know it, even Dear Abby's would say the same


Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly

Watching you flubber on TV, makes me laugh til I cry...




Beauty pageant drop-out, go back to highschool


Beauty pageant drop-out, go back to highschool


Beauty pageant drop-out, go back and stay on topic.

Done it again, Lickety!

(Oh, yours is lovely too Fuscilly)

Whid Of Summer by Don Henley and Whizzle

Everyone is on the board,
Everyone is in the threads.
But Whid is at the bar,
cold beer gripped in his hands.

Empty beer, empty wallet,
the Whid goes home alone.
He wants to make some posts
Oh no, he logging on.

And Whid can see you
his beer can shining in the sun
he's got his hair combed back
sunglasses on baby

and I can tell you
Whid's love for you will still be strong
after the last can of the beer is gone.

out on the road today
Whid saw a Inreview sticker on a cadillac
a voice inside his head said don't look back
you can never look back

He thought He knew what drunk was
what did He know
those beers are gone for ever
He should just let them go...but

I can see Whid
His can of beer shining in the sun
you know he's walking real slow
learing at everyone

and I can tell you
Whid's love for you will still be strong
after the last can of the beer is gone.

He never spell checks his long rambling rants
He posts a bunch of Dark Tower pics
remember how he changed his avatar?
remember how he changed his sigs?

now He don't understand what happened to his buzz
he drinks most everyday
hops and barley is what he's made of...


and Whid is drunk now
he sees Dark Tower roses in the sun
knows that his last can of the beer is gone.

and Whid still likes you,
he posts because he loves you all,
he drinks some more beer,
looks at his Matrix doll,
he is drunk now, his beer can shining in the sun,
now the Whid of Summer's new song is done.

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent WHizzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lickety, a classic as usual.

That song makes me want to run up to Texaco and get some candy bars!

Whidden, Fuscia....I love this thread.

ALWAYS makes me laugh...

(don't tell anyone....but I actually sing out your lyrics to the tune....)

Good stuff! LOL

I sung your Grease one out, I always liked that movie. Frankie Avalon had a good tune there.

I like all the Grease songs except the one that Ruzo sings (don't know the spelling of her name) about Sandra Dee or the one she sings when she finds out she is preggers. Both her songs suck.

The rest of them tunes are awesome.

''Saw an Inreview sticker on a Cadillac''


I actually laughed out loud

Mr. F wrote:

''Saw an Inreview sticker on a Cadillac''


I actually laughed out loud

I couldn't resist.

Not a song, but that old favorite poem of mine that I redid. I came across it and wanted to post it, but don't have time for a poetry thread, so just sing to any tune you feel. I do love that Road Not Taken Poem though, I just connect with it.





Warning points not Given by Robert Frost and David Whidden

Two mods diverged in a yellow thread,
And sorry I could not P.M. both
But being one poster, long I read
And looked down one post as far as I could
To where it went off topic in the pages head.

Then took the other post, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was sassy and had flames aware;
Though as for that the poster there
Had writ them really about the same.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two mods diverged in a thread, and I--
I warned the one less senior,
And that has made all the difference.

Open Bars by Fushizzle and Journey

Lying beside you here on the floor
passed out from too much wine
softly you whisper is there puke in my hair?
how could you not know it's in mine?

We toasted our friendship
we drank to the stars
our livers are working overtime

So now we get wasted
in an open bar
Beer is inside
Believe it's foreign
So here we are
in an open bar
hoping I wont pee from all that drinking
open bars

Drinking without you, drinking alone
this old bar seat seems so cold
wanting to toast you, wanting your beer
hoping you'll buy the next round

We drank on together
we drank apart
now here you are passed out by my side


CHORUS

ooh, I dig Journey. The 80's stuff.

I love Journey too. They were a great band.

Can anyone name another song with "medulla oblongata" in it besides Alicia Keys' "Slow Down"? There could be a prize in it for ya!

There's a song called medulla oblongata on the fight club soundtrack. The Dust Brothers, I believe.

niwrad428 wrote:

Can anyone name another song with "medulla oblongata" in it besides Alicia Keys' "Slow Down"? There could be a prize in it for ya!

Don't know if it counts, but that band in Sling Blade had a song or poem that had Medulla Oblongata in it. I remember that fat old guy saying it when they had that party at Dwight Yokams house.

You guys are good! The prize was a Marlboro Light. I apologize, I'm smoking it right now! Maybe next time?

You know what? Any time we help you win cigarettes, they're all yours