Song lyrics that ain't right

BLESS THE BUFFET

Dave set out on an airplane just a day ago
Hopin' he would find some grub on the Vegas road
but he got lost and missed the food
cried 'cause he missed Sandy June
He couldn't see that neon sign past the stripper's boob
And every buffet line made him start to drool
he passed by the Mirage and their bar in the pool
this much he knows is true
That God blessed the hungry man
with 24 hour food!

Dave sits and pats his full stomach but glances at the bar
desserts, pasta, all you can eat if he can move that far
But he finds that he just can't move
damn that delicious Chineese food
Gunter lost his willpower but oh it takes so good!

And every buffet line made him start to drool
he passed by the Mirage and their bar in the pool
this much he knows is true
That God blessed the hungry man
with 24 hour food!

Everybody knows that the Whid had money
Everybody looks with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the hookers called Honey
want to call Whidden the boss
Everybody knows the coin changed hands
The Whid gets poor, the whores get rich
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows


Everybody knows that Sandy found out about the whore
Everybody looks with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that Whidden got slammed on the floor and all of his teeth are lost.
Everybody knows Sandy hurt him good
The Whid stays down, Sandy gets revenge
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Every Little Thing She Reads is Hindu

Though I have tried before to read them
Oh the words keep swirling faster on the page
Every Veda that I open
I just get lost
As I've done from the start

Every little thing she read is Hindu
every little word just gets her lost
even though it's part of her assignment
she has to get it before long

Oh I have to read the Rig Vedas
the bazillion of them translated from Sanskrit
they bore me in English
but I have to get the essay done, damn it!

Every little thing she read is Hindu
every little word just gets her lost
even though it's part of her assignment
she has to get it before long


I resolve to read them all a thousand times a day
then I end up on Inrejects, the time just passed away
but I hear the paper calling
will I fail the essay or not
my attention span is falling
must I always thing of Noth?

Every little thing she read is Hindu
every little word just gets her lost
even though it's part of her assignment
she has to get it before long


((and the Rig Veda assignment still looms))

I am sooooooooooooo proud of you with this one, Sherry. Great job... awesome lyrics.


NOW! Get back to work, or I'm letting Pip yell at YOU tomorrow night!!!

Must she always think of NOTH?


This fellow has a iron grip on our woman Fuscia.

Runaway Board by Whizzle and Dell Shannon

(watch this first for the tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5ofSHZWTM )


And as I walk along, I wonder
what went wrong with our board
a board that was so strong.

And as I still walk on
I picture,
the things we wrote together
when our board was young.

And I'm posting about the rain,
tears will fall and I write the pain,
wishing a spell check was here with me,
was what I wrote just a forgery?

I wonder...

I why, why, why, wonder.

Why.

The board ran away.

And as I still post on, I think of the things we wrote together, when our board was young.

Now the spammers haunt the board,
I'd like to cut them with a sword,
I'd say most anything if it rhymes,
must be a sign of the times,
now that don't make no sense,
I'm must be full of pretense,
now that's stupid,
I'm just saying **** so it can ryhme. I can't even spell rhyme. It's all just a bunch of Bull****, it aint even in tempo no more. Or Iambic petameter, whatever you call this ****.

FOCUS WHID, FOCUS DAMMIT.

And I'm posting with the Lawless one,
Fuscia's here, and it's a lot of fun,
Heck! is crapping on the Fringe pilot,
Gabo's mad about this radio volume rot,
Pippin's back posting on the board,
Kentucky deluxe is all the Whid can afford,
Dekka's posts make me laugh out loud,
If Buffy dated a cowboy, it would be McCloud (I'm reaching here, all in the name of poetry)
Invisible likes to hit the drink,
that's a good way to live, the Whidden thinks,
Leonna likes Texas A&M,
cause he's Kosher, Whid has never eaten spam.

Whidden wrote:

Must she always think of NOTH?


This fellow has a iron grip on our woman Fuscia.

In a word =YES! oooh Noth

Dave, I LOVED your song, especially the cursing in the middle.


Oh, and I got another 100% on my history essay! Wooo that should make up for my horrible take on Hinduism and early India. If you're a closet Hindu, pm me stat!

Listen, alright, I don't think it's too much to ask that a radio station who claim to play music actually let the audience listen to the music. I don't give a toss about the DJ. Nobody ever does.

Dell Shannon can bite me if she has a problem with my opinion. Pass that on for me Whidden.

Can't pass it on, dude died back in the 80's I think. Suicide if I remember right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7U2rXyjZTI

I knew something was wrong with that first link, it didn't have all the Vegas scenes I remembered as a youth in the credits.

This link here has all the crime story vegas clips I used to dig.

Psycho Kitler by Fushizzle and the Talking Heads

I can't seem to face up to that cat
I'm tense and nervous I can't relax
She runs around like her tail's on fire
meowing, howling, my irritation is dire

Psycho Kitler
ki tit tay
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
better run run run run run run run away
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye!

She runs over you like your on the freeway
poor Lilly just can't get away
Kit stares at me like she wants to eat me
She attacks everything including the T.V.

OH psycho Kitler
ki tit tay
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
better run run run run run run run away
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye!

hee hee

I just learned today what "If you seek Amy" means. ha ha hee hee ha ha ho
:nono:

Nice avatar Sandy June!

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.

Britney kinda looks like Chris Crocker in that pic, and whos the chick behind her?

I HAVE NO IDEA. IT IS JUST A LITTLE SCREEN CAP FROM ONE OF HER VIDEOS.

Phlemmy little Virus Blues

Woke up Friday mornin' my chest was feelin' tight
I looked in the mirror and somethin' wasn't right
Fever came to get me, burned from head to toe
had me singing in the shower songs by Elmo

"cause I've got that, it ain't the flu it's that phlemmy little virus blu uessss

Wellll I can't eat nothin' solid, only Jello red
turned down pizza, and chocolate and I've finally lost my head
5 pounds off my backside at least none off my top
if I stay sick the next two weeks I'm sure to lose a lot (but I don wanna)
'cause I've got that, it ain't the flu it's that phlemmy little virus blu uessss

The Motrin doesn't help me, the codeine doesn't work,
I'm startin to think the doctor was sum kind of jerk
sing it witha meeeeee


'cause I've got that, it ain't the flu it's that phlemmy little virus blu uessss
yeah I've slept four hours a night, my fever's 103 blu ue ue oooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (guitar fade out)

I just saw that Mr Gaboman one for the first time. That's too funny, I had trouble breathing while I was reading it.

Ha ha, that's from like 4 years ago. Can you believe it's been that long? Can't go wrong with Simon and Garfunkle.

I think it's this coming May that we will have known each other for 8 years. (5/2003?)

And I'm not Gay, it just rhymed with Hey Hey Hey, Whidden might be Gay....

I like the ladies!