Song lyrics that ain't right

I RUIN THE SONGS by LICKETY & Barry Manilow

I’ve been ham forever,
And I can ruin everybody's song.
I switch the words, omit the rhyme altogether
I am LICKETY,
And I'll wreck your song.

I ruin the songs that Britney likes to sing.
I make up lyrics, words and everything.
I destroyed some songs and made Manilow cry.
I wreck the songs, I wreck the songs.

My obsession is deep within me,
And I’ve taken over this thread.
Now, when you see me posting lyrics,
I’m happy again, even though it's really bad.

Chorus

Oh my lyrics makes you wonder
Why LICKETY can't stop her damned obssession
And gives somebody else a chance,
She learned to write her some bogus lyrics.
It was all fuscia's fault,
Well, there's no end to this at all.
It’s from LICKETY it’s for you,
It’s from you, it’s from LICKETY,
It’s an inreject tragedy.

Chorus

I am LICKETY, and I ruin the songs.

You've created a monster. Here I go again...

LICKETY by Stockard Channing & Lickety (from the Grease soundtrack)

Look at me, I'm LICKETY, trying to lose my virginity
Won't give you head till I'm in your bed,
I can't, I'm LICKETY
Wentworth Miller come out and play,
You know what I'm trying to say..
The sex I can't have, left me feelin' so sad
I'm horny LICKETY

I'll let you strip off and tear,
My Victoria Secret underwear
Put your manly paws inside my silky draws.
You wouldn't hold back my happy ending...
Oh & you Tom Welling too, I know how to satisfy you!
You are my crush, I'm taken by lust,
I'm just sex-starved LICKETY ,

Wentworth Miller "I love thee",
Put your pelvis close to me
Just keep your cool, cause I'm starting to drool
Hey, "DO ME!", I'm LICKETY

HAHAHAH!!! That was soo good. Way too funny!!
Hey do me.

LMFAO! OMG Andrea I'm so sooooo proud of you! I'm now on a board with other pervs!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Whizzle's here too

Pirate Girl by Fushizzle and Gwen Steffani

na na na na na nah
na na na na na nah
na na na na na nah nah na na na nah nah

IF I were a pirate girl na na ....
See I'd have all the pirates in the world if I were a pirate girl
Only Noth could impress me, spank me, my wardrobe would show my PABs
cause I'd be the supreme wench in the world
if I were a pirate girl

Think what things I'd make you do
I'd tie you up
Make you bring me chocolate in bed
then rub my feet
Pirate boy would have to take out the trash
cause it's man's work
Please get it right or I'll give you the lash

Ooh smack my booty baby, let me see your mast
Ooh smack my booty baby, you better make it last!
Don't need no other baby
Your lovin' is better than gold, and I know

IF I were a pirate girl na na ....
See I'd have all the pirates in the world if I were a pirate girl
Only Noth could impress me, spank me, my wardrobe would show my PABs
cause I'd be the supreme wench in the world
if I were a pirate girl


((Due to some distressing family news, I'll finish it later. My cousin, whom I barely know, had a stroke. He's only 40, and I need more infor. Poor guy))

CRAZY (by Gnarls Barkley & LICKETY)

ODE TO BRITNEY SPEARS



I remember when, I remember, I remember Britney lost her mind,
There was something so funny about that time.
When she shaved her head, there was so much space.

Then she went out there, she went out too much
Yeah, everyone saw her crotch.
But it wasn't because she was out of touch
She just shaved it a little too much

Britney's gone crazy
I think she's crazy
Was she always crazy?
Possibly

And her ex-hubby K-Federline's having the time of his life,
Knocked her up twice, that was part of his vice

Come on Britney who do you think you are? Paris Hilton is passed out cold in some bar!
Ha ha ha, Her heads in the toilet bowl
Those two sluts really outta control

Well,
I think Britney's crazy...
Britney's gone crazy
I think Britney's crazy
ABSOLUTELY!!!

Most celebrities had the heart to live their lives out on a limb,
And all I remember is thinkin' I'd never wanna be like them

Britney went crazy
Britney went crazy
Do you think she's crazy
Probably

Post Pig by Black Sabbath and Whizzle

Members gathered in their masses
Like Harry Potter with black glasses
Evil posts that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction

In the threads the posts are burning
As the forum board keeps churning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh hell yeah!

Whizzle hides himself away
He only started the war
Why should Sandy June go out to fight?
She will Mortal Kombat no more.


Time will tell on their power minds
Flaming peeps just for fun
Treating members just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgement day comes
Oh hell Yeah!

Now in darkness board stops posting
Ashes of the bodies roasting
No more Post pigs have the power
Hand of Gabo has struck the hour
Day of judgement, Gabo's calling
On their knees the Post pig's crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Whizzle laughing spreads his wings
All right now!

LICKETY wrote:

Then she went out there, she went out too much
Yeah, everyone saw her crotch.
But it wasn't because she was out of touch
She just shaved it a little too much

Hee hee hee.

Always Eating the Cat Poo by Fushizzle and Joe Jackson

((Dedicated to The Whizzle Dogs))

Don't you feel like trying something new
don't you feel like breaking out
and not eating cat poop?
You don't do the things he tells you
You want to eat things yucky too
always doggies eating the cat poo


They can not leave the cat box alone
why don't they feel like going out
and chew on a nice bone?
Why are they so darn sneaky?
I know Cricket ate some mooky too
always doggies eating the cat poo


Sandy says they should go find a squirrel to chase
go fight outside do things that dogs do
Dave says that box is just too gross for them
They think it's oh so nice to snatch a slice
of that fresh cat poo

Could they be much closer if they tried?
those dogs steal mooky and share
with the rest of their tribe
Maybe they are mad at David
Maybe they are crazy dogs too
Always stealing some of that cat poo ooo oooh

Hehehehe LICKITY is brilliant at this stuff.


(Yeah, Sherry and Dave are o'ight too........ I guess...)


Funny stuff, all of you. This thread's always got some good laughs in it.

GABOMAN by LICKETY & Christina Aguliera

Whidden and HECK! were swingin' on a vine"
Gaboman, Gaboman
Chuggin' salted beer,vodka ,whisky and wine
Drunken aussie gaboman [whispered]

I met him online on a Friday night
He really had me posting threads in no time
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than Admin with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes his wife's panties drop
He's a BoyzIIMen lovin', soul singin' Gaboman
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated Gaboman
Ooo yeah..

He took me to Forbidden Zone, didn't waste no time
He drank champagne and he boogied all night
He french kissed Dekka, took him by surprise
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow online

He's a one stop shop, making all the cherries pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated Gaboman
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated Gaboman

Se bop bop
Hey yeah
...

He's a one stop shop, makes ladies cherries pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated Gaboman oh
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated Gaboman

Woo yeah


Gaboman can...
Gaboman Gaboman

Fuscia and Lawless were swingin' on a vine
Sipping from a bottle of Coca-Cola and wine
Gaboman, Gaboman

:lol:

I LOVE it, Lickety. I love that song by Christina. I bought that cd after hearing it. Love how you changed the lyrics. TOO cool.

Quote :

Sandy June takes out the trasheo!

LMAO That last line is frakkin' classic, Dave!!!

I hope she never reads-it-o.

I have to say that was comedy. Best-song-ever.

-HECK!

hahaha those were too funny

Great job Whizzle...

That song was hil-ar-i-ous-eo!

God, how did I miss these. Even got a few mentions in them! I used to do this stuff all the time. I doubt i'd be as good as all of you at it. These were hilarious. Do more!!!

"Hello Mother, Hello Father" by LICKETY & Spike Jones (the camp song)
Dedicated to Paris Hilton

Hello mother, hello father,
Here I am in jail with no more Prada.
Jail is very entertaining,
And they say the fun begins with me who'll they be raping!

I went muff-diving with Big Bertha Fivey,
I soon contracted poison ivy.
You remember Nicole Ritchie,
I stole her panties now my crotch is kinda itchy!

All the prisoners eat potatoes,
I'd rather be in a jail that caters!
And the head chef she's a bitchie,
She wants me to drink milk only from her titty.

No, I don't want (this should scare ya),
But my bunkmate has a camcorder!
You remember in my sex tape,
They're about to organize more "Nights in Paris"!

Bail me out, oh mother, father.
I cannot not stand it here a minute longer
Don't leave me out here with the riff-raff,
Or Shannon Dougherty is gonna get the last laff

Take me home, I promise no more DUI's,
Or mess the house with all my sex toys.
Oh please don't make me stay;
I've been suffering here for one whole day!

Dearest father, darling mother,
How's my precious little sister?
Set me free now, if you miss me;
I would even let homeless hobo hug and kiss me!

Wait a minute; I see someone's boyfriend.
Someone's hubby came for his monthly visit
I'm feeling slutty, geez that's better..
Mother, Father please disregard this letter!

Hahahaha oh, man, you're a riot Lickety. Damn that's good.

That frakkin' rocked, Lickety. I've sooooooo missed those songs of yours. And that one is golden!!!