Ask Dr. Whid

Lawless wrote:

I once asked Dr Whid about my fears of the unknown, and he gave a really strange answer. He started talking about sexual diseases, then said the following:

"A gentle cleaning of the genitals with lysol or windex will speed recovery, which should be in 2 to 5 years."

I wasn't going to try that. NASTY!!! I went to my obgyn and I have a very clean bill of health. I think that Dr Whid is a whack doctor, and his license must have come from a box of craker jacks. REVOKE I SAY!!!!

I do believe Dr Whid may lean too far to the Freudian side of physical science, or possibly may hold stock in Proctor & Gamble. Perhaps the use of caustic chemicals on the genitals was to try and sway you over to fear of the known, rather than the unknown. Either way, I fail to see how this could help a patient, and I think Dr Whid should return to Long John Silver for some refresher courses. And get me a basket of fish and chips too please.

BratFlorida wrote:

Hmmm....as self appointed queen, I will have to give this some thought. I think the good Doctor should have a chance to plead his case. Perhaps we could have some feedback from some of his patients? Never let it be said I was not a fair, just queen.

Most of my patients have passed on. That is to say, they died. Thankfully, I learn from my mistakes.

gaboman wrote:

He once told me to get enemas as to allow me to have nice nails.

It sounded fair at the time, but I'm starting to question the treatment's validity.

How many enema's have you given yourself? Don't trash the advice till you try it. 5 gallons a day for two weeks.

I'm talking results here dammit.

FIVE GALLONS, PER DAY, FOR TWO WEEKS?

Damn, you do wanna kill off Grant, don't you? BAD DOC!!!

Rest assured that Gabo's rectum and lower intestine can take this amount easily.

Hey! Don't talk about my rectum like I can't hear you, aye?