Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful HECK!

My name is HECK!

I am a man of few words.

Any questions?

-HECK!

Actually... you've been a man of MANY words, and some of them are funny as hell.



Speaking of YOUR words... how about creating a STHU thread, and grabbing some of your posts from INR, and pasting them here, and adding to them, in the future?!

I like that idea. I just might have to.

Also, there should be a questionaire deal that people could answer in their intro thread.

-HECK!

You can have a STFU thread instead here. We cool wit' dat.

Which do you like more: Food or Beer?

you would ask the impossible to answer questions....

gaboman wrote:

You can have a STFU thread instead here. We cool wit' dat.

Now that would be tits.

-HECK!

Whidden wrote:

Which do you like more: Food or Beer?

Damn you, asking the impossible. I need both to survive. It's like asking which kid to save.

-HECK!

Yes, it's like Sophie's Choice all over again.

Exactly. See, you're the one that always gets it man.

-HECK!

I'm a smart feller!

That ain't just a hat rack on top of your neck buddy.

-HECK!

If it wasn't for my incredible fatness, I would say that I should be cloned, so that future generations would have access to my knowledge.

Men don't get fat, just more dignified. Fat is an Oprah word. Drop it from your vocabulary. Unless you are talking about Rosie O'Donnel.

-HECK!

Oh noooooo, we think guys with guts bigger than their total height are hot. I mean I secretly have a crush on fat bastard.



and WHAT exactly is this: I don't wanna say what it LOOKS like.

I'd say, of the fattest women I know, Rosie is the biggest thug. As a dignified man, I know this to be true.

Illuminate wrote:

Oh noooooo, we think guys with guts bigger than their total height are hot. I mean I secretly have a crush on fat bastard.



and WHAT exactly is this: I don't wanna say what it LOOKS like.

Wow. How did you get past the red hair? And that non tanned skin? Gross!!!

ewww, i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

blah, i can't watch that movie b/c of fat bastard. he's all greasy and BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB---------- there it is again.

I didn't like the random hairs coming out of moles on his chest. Guy was the male version of Rosie O'Donnel.

Him macking down Heather Graham ruined my Heather Graham thoughts and musings. Damn you Fat Bastard.

-HECK!

When Austin found the "floater" waiting for him in the toilet, left by Fat Bastard, that ruined me on Rosie O'Donnel. :woops:

Haha, nice.

What the hell is this thread about again?

Oh yeah.

My name is Johnny Heck, I'm a scorpio, I like long walks through small bars, Vegas, beer, football, funny movies and big tits.

-HECK!

you're like a frat boy mr. heck

Tell me J. Heck!, what are your thoughts on:

1: Chris Daughtry

2. Taylor Hicks

3. Rosie O'Donnel




Actually dude, you know what, I pretty much got the idea, so I don't need the lowdown. But let me tell you what I think of Grace Park.

The woman is a hunka hunka burnin love.


What are your views on Grace Park? (boomer from BSGAL)

Whidden wrote:

Tell me J. Heck!, what are your thoughts on:

1: Chris Daughtry

2. Taylor Hicks

3. Rosie O'Donnel

1. Bald Douche
2. Gray Hair Douche
3. Twinkie Douche

Whidden wrote:

Actually dude, you know what, I pretty much got the idea, so I don't need the lowdown. But let me tell you what I think of Grace Park.

The woman is a hunka hunka burnin love.


What are your views on Grace Park? (boomer from BSGAL)

Hottness personified. She can bring home the bacon and cook it too.

Easily the best Korean-Canadian-American actress ever, ever.

Wouldn't kick her out of a tub of goo for eating crackers.

-HECK!