Our List of WORST movies.....EVER!

Everyone has seen a really bad movie at one time or another.

Add your "worst movie" to the list below & if you want to give details about why it was so awful, post away.

1. Glitter - Mariah Carey "nuff said"

2. The Adventures of Pluto Nash - Eddie Murphy bomb

3. Blood Rayne - You know I don't know why this was even made. I love vampire movies but I couldn't stand this one.

Star Trek Five


Aliens 3


Jurassic Park 3




Those movies not only sucked, they made me angry.

LOL I JUST watched Jurissic Park III the other night.
It was no where as good as the original, but better than number II, in my opinion.

LICKETY wrote:

1. Glitter - Mariah Carey "nuff said"

2. The Adventures of Pluto Nash - Eddie Murphy bomb

3. Blood Rayne - You know I don't know why this was even made. I love vampire movies but I couldn't stand this one.

Blood Rayne's directed by Uwe Boll. Look him up, every movie he's made is awful. (PS. My wife likes Pluto Nash)

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It was no where as good as the original, but better than number II, in my opinion.

I totally agree. I mean, it was basically just a straight forward adventure movie, but it was fun. The second one bored me to tears.

I've only walked out on a few movies in my time: Nightmare Before Christmas, Spitting Heirs and Pure Luck. Absolute crap.

Other pieces that come to mind are: Sahara, Johnson Family Vacation, Alfie, Lord Of The Rings #1, Babel, Boat Trip, Teen Wolf Too... so many others.

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Sahara, and Lord of the Rings???
Heck, are you smoking rope at work?
Dude, they were both good.... but LotR was amazing.

Sahara sucked balls! I hated that movie. Don't get me wrong, I like the people in it... the story was just so lame. I could have dove through the plot holes and the editing was for shit. I was angry at the end of it.

Lord Of Them Things was boring and 1/3 or a 8 hour marginally good movie.

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Well, the book from Sahara, was much better then the movie. Still, I liked the movie... but then again, I'm a Matthew M. fan.

I'm a big McConnaughey fan. I like most of his movies. I was stoked to see Sahara and was fantastically disappointed. He was comedy in Dazed & Confused, nails in A Time To Kill, even that chick flick How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days was tolerable with him.

National Treasure had a vaguely similar plot and was easily 10 times better.

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Okay... I'm with you there. National Treasure was much better.

Heard they were making a sequel to it. That'll be dope.

And I really wanted to like Sahara. I felt cheated by its shittiness.

Of course the all-time worst movie that I will watch any time is Plan 9 From Outer Space. End of story. It's so bad it's freakin' hilarious. An Ed Wood film, 'nuff said.

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Worst movies, for me, are ones where the main character dies in the end. I'm not talking Braveheart, because that was true history. I'm talking, fantasy, make-believe, etc... I can't stand when the main character dies, and it doesn't have a happy ending. I guess that I'm a sapp that way.

Pumpkin

Birth

Harry Potter.

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Pure Luck? The one with Martin Short? that movie was HILARIOUS! you're retarded.

I hate movies where you reach the end and the main character wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. I feel cheated, like the last 2 hours of my life were for nothing.

And yes, Sahara was horrible, I'll agree with that. And the NEW Alfie was wretched, but the O.G. one was good.

Also bad: Bulletproof Monk.

Alone in the Dark. PUKE!

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Pure Luck? The one with Martin Short? that movie was HILARIOUS! you're retarded.

I hate movies where you reach the end and the main character wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. I feel cheated, like the last 2 hours of my life were for nothing.

And yes, Sahara was horrible, I'll agree with that. And the NEW Alfie was wretched, but the O.G. one was good.

Also bad: Bulletproof Monk.

That Pure Luck purely sucked... my balls. I was a teenager when I saw it and walked out. You know how bad it must of been for me to bail.

Dream movies are retarded. Except The Wizard Of Oz.

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Some random website's 100 worst movies:

1. Battlefield Earth - (2000) (John Travolta)
2. Showgirls - (1995) (Elizabeth Berkley)
3. Howard The Duck - (1986) (Lea Thompson)
4. Glitter - (2001) (Mariah Carey)
5. Baby Geniuses - (1999) (Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd)
6. Maximum Overdrive - (1986) (Emilio Estevez)
7. Swept Away - (2002) (Madonna)
8. Spice World - (1997) (Spice Girls)
9. Valley Of The Dolls - (1967) (Patty Duke)
10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman)
11. Hudson Hawk - (1991) (Bruce Willis)
12. Leonard Part 6 - (1987) (Bill Cosby)
13. Even Cowgirls Get The Blues - (1993) (Uma Thurman)
14. Wild Wild West - (1999) (Will Smith, Kevin Kline)
15. Gigli - (2003) (Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez)
16. North - (1994) (Elijah Wood)
17. Heavens Gate - (1980) (Kris Kristofferson)
18. Shanghai Surprise - (1986) (Madonna)
19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice)
20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal)
21. Grease 2 - (1982) (Maxwell Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer)
22. From Justin To Kelly - (2003) (Kelly Clarkson)
23. The Cat In The Hat - (2003) (Mike Myers)
24. The Adventures Of Pluto Nash - (2002) (Eddie Murphy)
25. Striptease - (1996) (Demi Moore)
26. Freddy Got Fingered - (2001) (Tom Green)
27. The Island Of Dr Moreau - (1996) (Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer)
28. Batman & Robin - (1997) (George Clooney)
29. Look Whos Talking Too - (1990) (John Travolta, Kirstie Alley)
30. Harlem Nights - (1989) (Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor)
31. The Conqueror - (1956) (John Wayne, Susan Hayward)
32. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - (1978) (Peter Frampton, Bee Gees)
33. Balistic: Ecks Vs Sever - (2002) (Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu)
34. Adrenalin, Fear The Rush - (1996) (Christopher Lambert)
35. Jason X - (2002) (Kane Hodder, Lisa Ryder)
36. Judge Dread - (1995) (Sylvester Stallone)
37. It's Pat, The Movie - (1994) (Julia Sweeney)
38. Bonfire Of The Vanities - (1990) (Tom Hanks)
39. Pokemon, The First Movie - (1999, Animation)
40. The Forbidden Dance - (1990) (Laura Harring)
41. Popeye - (1980) (Robin Williams)
42. Indecent Proposal - (1993) (Robert Redford, Demi Moore)
43. Red Sonja - (1985) (Brigitte Nielsen)
44. Nothing But Trouble - (1991) (Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd)
45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick)
46. The Scarlet Letter - (1995) (Demi Moore, Gary Oldman)
47. Kangaroo Jack - (2003) (Christopher Walken)
48. Best Of The Best - (1989) (Eric Roberts)
49. Weekend At Bernies 2 - (1993) (Andrew McCarthy)
50. Anaconda - (1997) (Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez)
51. Mr Magoo - (1997) (Leslie Nielsen)
52. Over The Top - (1987) (Sylvester Stallone)
53. Theodore Rex- (1995) (Whoopi Goldberg, Richard Roundtree)
54. Armegeddon - (1998) (Bruce Willis)
55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore)
56. Shining Through - (1992) (Michael Douglas)
57. Fatal Beauty - (1987) (Whoopi Goldberg)
58. Inchon - (1981) (Laurence Olivier, Toshiro Mifune)
59. Jury Duty - (1995) (Pauly Shore)
60. Mary Reilly - (1996) (Julia Roberts)
61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner)
62. Dungeons & Dragons - (2000) (Jeremy Irons)
63. 8 Million Ways To Die - (1986) (Jeff Bridges)
64. Pearl Harbor - (2001) (Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett)
65. Caddyshack 2 - (1988) (Jackie Mason, Dyan Cannon)
66. Fair Game - (1995) (Cindy Crawford, William Baldwin)
67. Perfect - (1985) (Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta)
68. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - (2004) (Jon Voight, Scott Baio)
69. Cool World - (1992) (Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt)
70. Barb Wire - (1996) (Pamela Anderson)
71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter)
72. Pet Sematary 2 - (1992) (Anthony Edwards)
73. 1941 - (1979) (John Belushi, Tim Matheson)
74. Xanadu - (1980) (Olivia Newton-John)
75. Son Of The Pink Panther - (1993) (Roberto Benigni)
76. Son Of The Mask - (2005) (Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming)
77. Cop And A Half - (1993) (Burt Reynolds)
78. Bad Boys 2 - (2003) (Will Smith, Martin Lawrence)
79. Mannequin - (1987) (Kim Cattrall, Andrew McCarthy)
80. Blood Sucking Freak - (1976) (Seamus O'Brien, Viju Krem)
81. Haunted Honeymoon - (1986) (Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner)
82. Surf Ninjas - (1993) (Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan)
83. Dirty Love - (2005) (Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra)
84. On Deadly Ground - (1994) (Steven Seagal)
85. Catwoman - (2004) (Halle Berry)
86. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - (1987) (Mackenzie Astin, Anthony Newley)
87. Drop Dead Fred - (1991) (Phoebe Cates, Rik Mayall)
88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward)
89. Burglar - (1987) (Whoopi Goldberg, Bob Goldthwait)
90. The Omega Code- (1999) (Casper Van Dien, Michael York)
91. House Of The Dead - (2003) (Jurgen Prochnow)
92. The Other Sister - (1999) (Juliette Lewis, Diane Keaton)
93. Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector - (2006) (Larry The Cable Guy)
94. King Kong Lives - (1986) (Linda Hamilton)
95. Sheena - (1984) (Tanya Roberts, Ted Wass)
96. Speed 2, Cruise Control - (1997) (Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric)
97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna)
98. Cyborg - (1989) (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
99. Scooby Doo - (2002) (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney)
#19 - cool as ice.... I beg to differ. that movie's awesomely bad. so bad it's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

I agree with a lot of those... Wild Wild West, Batman & Robin, Ecks Vs. Sever, Freddy Got Fingered, Speed 2, Mac and Me... and fuck Caddyshack 2 up its dumb ass for being so shitty and tarnishing the masterpiece that was the original Caddyshack.

Bad Boys 2 was dope as hell! Armageddon was dope as hell! Michael Bay is the man!

I liked Four Rooms a lot.

Hudson Hawk I liked as a kid, wasn't that bad. I am just a Bruce Willis apologist though.

Judge Dredd was okay. Not great but not shitty.

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Yeah, there's a few I disagree with:

Indecent Proposal
Armageddon (not the best, but it was entertaining)
Mannequin (that's a guilty pleasure.)
The Other Sister (I thought it was cute)
Four Rooms - I thought this was great.

Mannequin was okay, pretty silly though.

Wondering why Weekend At Bernie's wasn't on there.

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HECK! wrote:

Harry Potter.

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That's just soooooooo gay, Heck! It was NOT a bad movie.

haha b/c weekend at bernies was the best ever!