Mortal Kombat Armageddon David and Sandy's Characters.

Unchained... ah yes, I read online that the PSP version of Mortal Kombat: Deception is called Unchained.

The chess version is dope. I loved playing that. I actually played that the most.

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So do I. I have all my pawns as liu kang, who I kick ass with. Then I've got like Sub Zero and Scorpion and a bunch of other mack-daddy characters who I can use as everybody else on the board.

I reckon they should do the the chess with an enormous board and about 500 characters each side.

That wouldn't be chess then, it would be like Risk.

And I always feel odd responding to a thread that is more than a month old.

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If this was any other website, we'd all have a go at you for digging up old threads for no reason.

This site being what it is, we applaud trolling and post whoring of any sort.

I will stand at my podium and announce: 'i am not a post whore or troll."

Never.

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I said never.

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Ever.

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Never ever never.

Go pound sand.

Okay, I think I covered all bases in this little excersise. I think I deserve a smoke.

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In a weird, sadistic way, I almost miss that guys blowhard, asshole posts.

But not really.

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We could invite him over. Talk about Iraq and stuff. John Kerry. Gay rest areas. Sienfeld episodes, etc.

...Pound sand together.

I think Heck! would have you ban him the first day. Maybe even the first hour.

I honestly wouldn't ban Curley. Not at all.

If you could quarantine folks like him and others like you know who into certain political threads, and they just lived there, it would be more than cool.


It's just that these cornholes made it into general discussion threads over at the other place, and started ruining the atmosphere. We're all hanging around shooting the fool, and up shows the crank with their crank ways, and then it gets all crazy.


One nice thing about the trolls and cranks that were over there, they kept the politics threads lively, got some good debate action, even though I don't frequent/post in those threads unless I'm drunk, they were fun to read.

Whidden, you're foolish and do not know what you're talking about. Why don't you get your head out of your rear end and stop talking sense.

First off all, quarantined? Are you insane? Like that's even possible, this is a message board. If it's supposed to be satirical, it's not funny. There are people here who would take your words seriously, and what kind of impression would that leave?

Next off, "fools"? Ha, you're really one to talk. You're the biggest fool who ever fooled any fool... fool. I pity the fool. And troll? Another occasion where you've found it necessary to call names. This is not behaviour befitting of a moderator! How ever in the world you got that gig, I don't know.

And you don't frequent those threads unless you're drunk? You're always drunk!

Stop making frivolous posts like the last one! Your points are invalid and you're just making yourself look foolish! I mean, moreso.

- Gabo! summoning the spirit of Whidden's mortal enemy. I mean, one of his mortal enemies. He has so many.



Nah, seriously, if anybody like that was here, we wouldn't ban them, but everyone'd have permission to edit their posts.

I always feel so dirty when I'm mean to Dave

But me likes, me likes!

You ever notice though, that all you have to do to act like a troll, is turn the "debate" from the issues and your opinion, to tellling other people what they believe and why they believe.

example of normal debate person: "I don't like Arnold, because he talks funny, and he lowered my taxes, the bastard."


example of troll/crank debater: "You like Arnold because you are insecure and eat up what the media tells you, you are mistaken because you don't do any research and my superiour argument has pissed you off, that's why you hate me, but you are thin skinned."



See, the second person makes it all personal, which makes them a troll, which makes them a crank, which makes them fun to read as long as they aint talking to you.

I don't like Arnold because of Jingle All The Way.




I completely missed the point of your post, didn't I?

Most of my posts are pointless in nature. Might as well listen to a teenage girl rattle on about her trip to the mall as read one of my life observations.

Well DW, in both those examples at least some opinion was offered. Curley Douche would mostly post editorials or cartoons from the right wing assheads be idolized.

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yeah, he would start a thread with some article, then just cruise.

I have no idea if he can even form a rational thought. He would never any opinion, just troll around. It was funny times, for sure.

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The bastard!