Everything's Eventual: 14 Dark Tales book reviews by Whizzle

I wouldn't run, I'd head butt them, steal their gun and put them into a choker hold and cut off their airways, while shooting the two guards who run through the door. When they're down, I break the guy's neck and take his keys, so I can escape through the basement and steal his car.

But that's just me.

I found the quote, I will type it out. I found it quite RUDE!!! :woops:



Then something happens which takes my mind completly off my nose. A huge object-it feels like a glass baseball bat-is rammed rudely up my rectum. Once more I try to scream and can produce on the faint, wretched humming.

Dear God, what have they stuck up my ass? Some sort of cattle thermometer? If it was a little longer, I think, I could tasted the bulb at the end. And they didn't exactly go crazy on the lubricant did they? I'm dead after all.

gaboman wrote:

I wouldn't run, I'd head butt them, steal their gun and put them into a choker hold and cut off their airways, while shooting the two guards who run through the door. When they're down, I break the guy's neck and take his keys, so I can escape through the basement and steal his car.

But that's just me.

You are cool....

I'm glad King didn't go into too much detail about how that one felt, because... seriously? Ouch.

It's an interesting idea for a story, but I'm sure Edgar Allan Poe wrote a similar story once. I remember one about a guy being buried alive, but I don't remember if he was autopsied or not...

I'v read similar things and seen stuff on t.v., but I can't remember the exact details. The story just felt old to me.

I bought this book over my long weekend. They had 2 versions, one from 2005 with a cover featuring a couple of wine glasses with blood; another with an advertisement for 1408 on it. I got the earlier one, because I hate books with the movie poster on the cover. Lame!

Yep, I think it's from the Gotham Cafe, it had a line about a drop of blood going into a glass of water, and it looked like a bloody tadpole.

Yeah, that'd be the one

I started that autopsy story. Kind of dull, I admit. I didn't even bother finishing it.

I concur doctor.

You ever finish up the book Gabo?

Probably half of it. These kinds of books get me into a couple of stories, which I like, but when I have to start liking or disliking a new set of characters, it's a bit tiring. I tend to turn over to a new novel before finishing. I'll get around the rest one day.