I'm the Whid

I'm Whidden, aka Dave. Or Davie or David.

I'm the board drunk. I am also prone to outbursts of wrath. Some argue that Heck! is the board drunk. And it may be true that the fellow gets drunker than I do on a regular basis. So, per capita, yeah maybe he is the board drunk.

But I believe that I enjoy being drunk way more, as I have seen Dark Tower roses while hammered. I know of zero instances of phycotic breaks while Heck! is drinking. So I lay claim to the predominate forum drunk.

And I can't find the spell check, so revel in the normal way that I spell without computer aid.

Hello Whizzle!

Howdy Howdy!

Whidden wrote:

I'm the board drunk. I am also prone to outbursts of wrath. Some argue that Heck! is the board drunk. And it may be true that the fellow gets drunker than I do on a regular basis. So, per capita, yeah maybe he is the board drunk.

Don't think I won't try and beat you guys out for this title.

If you read my intro you'll see I'm in the running for that title also...

I think we'll stick you with Clay Aiken Fanatic Extraordinaire (who also just happens to be a complete and utter drunkard!)

How's it sound?

Everyone trying to take the title. King Kong ain't got shit on me!

-HECK!

gaboman wrote:

I think we'll stick you with Clay Aiken Fanatic Extraordinaire (who also just happens to be a complete and utter drunkard!)

How's it sound?

Make the sentence in parethesis bigger and you got a deal!

Oh well... I will be the boards resident sober chick!

er that would be me too, but you are cooler so you can have sober chick and I'll go with resident tea totaler or however you say it.

Nay, ye would be the resident wench of the board. Not a serving wench, but a pirate wench, lest anyone become confused.

Though I must say, serving wench's got it going on.

Well, what do I have, sir drunkeness?

I'm thinking the Lucy Lawless fan, hands down. The board's Warrior Princess.


And really, I may have to default to Heck! for board drunk, I'm the board Dark Tower fan or board Cowboy, which is really the same thing, as Clint Eastwood's Man with no Name inspired the whole Roland/Dark Tower series anyway.

Hey... I'm the boards Warrior Princess!!! ME LIKES ME LIKES!!!

What's MzKitty? What is she into?

You will have to ask her, Dave.

Well you all claim to be the board drunk yet I am the first one to actually post DRUNK in the drunk thread. So tell my again wh y I shouldn't be board drunk?

Ye ken not be the board drunk and the board Clay Aiken fan, the two don't jibe.

Now if you was a Paula Abdul fan, then hell yeah, you could be drunk and be Paula too.

Invisible wrote:

Well you all  claim to be the board drunk yet I am the first one to actually post DRUNK in the drunk thread.  So tell my again wh y I shouldn't be board drunk?

you can be drunk all you want Invisible.

Lawless wrote:

Hey... I'm the boards Warrior Princess!!!  ME LIKES ME LIKES!!!

Your good people Lawless.