I karate chopped A homeless guy because that's how I roll

Pick the month you were born:
>
>January------I kicked
>February-----I loved
>March---------I karate chopped
>April-----------I licked
>May-----------I jumped on
>June----------I smelled
>July-----------I did the Macarena With
>August-------I had lunch with
>September---I danced with
>October------I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>
>
>
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1- ------a birdbath
>
> 2-------a monster
>
>3-------a phone
>
> 4-------a fork
>
> 5-------a snowman
>
> 6-------a gangster
>
> 7-------my cell phone
>
> 8-------my dog
>
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>
> 10-------my neighbor
>
> 11-------my science teacher
>
> 12-------a banana
>
> 13-------a fireman
>
> 14-------a stuffed animal
>
> 15-------a goat
>
> 16-------a pickle
>
> 17-------your mom
>
> 18---- ---a spoon
>
> 19------- a smurf
>
> 20-------a baseball bat
>
> 21-------a ninja
>
> 22-------Chuck Norris
>
> 23-------a noodle
>
> 24-------a squirrel
>
> 25-------a football player
>
>26-------my sister
>
> 27-------my brother
>
> 28-------an ipod
>
> 29-------a surfer
>
> 30-------a llama
>
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White--------because I'm cool like that
>
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>
> Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
>
> Red----------because the voices told me to .
>
> Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>
> Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
>
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>
> Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>
> Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown--------because I can.
>
> Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
>
> None----------because I can't control myself .

I yelled at a baseball bat, because that's how I roll.

I sang to a snowman because I think I need some serious help.

Whidden wrote:

I sang to a snowman because I think I need some serious help.

And that's probably true too!

But it's spring time!

Then you really NEED help, Dave!!

I kicked A homeless guy because that's how I roll.

Dekka00 wrote:

I kicked A homeless guy because that's how I roll.

I karate chop them and you kick them, man we give the homeless guys a hard time

I danced with...my best friend's boyfriend...because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Yeah, this is true.

My sounded gay and I'm not posting it.

-HECK!

I know heck's is something about licking a surfer. hahahaha
wish I knew what color you were wearing...

well if he's licking sufers i hope hes wearing green, but if it's because he cant control himself, that mean he's half naked runnin around licking surfers, you might want to keep an eye on him

i smelled chuck norris, because i'm cool like that.

I had sex with your mother, cuz I felt like it.

Illuminate wrote:

I know heck's is something about licking a surfer. hahahaha
wish I knew what color you were wearing...

It was a blue shirt... :grumpy:

-HECK!

I had lunch with a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want!