A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
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Subject: Blonde Jokes 
Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:33 pm
That was great, Buffy. I didn't think that it would be a box of Frosted Flakes. I thought that it might be a puzzle of some other animal, and had only a few pieces, or something.
