Things that kick ass, rule and/or are bitchin'

List something that is kick ass, something that rules and/or something that is bitchin'.

Also, please state your case.

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For starts, my iPod is fuckin' kick ass.

I have the Shuffle, it's like a mini iPod but I love it. You can fit tons of songs on it. Wouldn't need a bigger one.

Anyway, what's so kick ass is I bring it to work and download these podcasts from ridunkulously hilarious radio shows and listen to it all day.

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I rule. Even when I am bitchin' and kickin' ass.

Please state your case. This is hearsay.

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I rule. Yeah that is right, I rule. I had the kids at school decide that I am the coolest and nicest duty in three years.

Your evidence is weak but it will be allowed.

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Weak evidence? I have kids coming up and hugging me all the time, I can't even grocery shop without kids coming up to me. I'm like the freakin' Santa Clause of <name of town removed to keep my privacy from the people who hate me>

My iPod is ass kicking! It holds over 7000 songs, and videos. I watched Battlestar Galactica, seasons one, and two, on it, during a trip! It doesn't get better than that!

fuscia wrote:

Weak evidence? I have kids coming up and hugging me all the time, I can't even grocery shop without kids coming up to me. I'm like the freakin' Santa Clause of

Well stated. Evidence is good. You are added to the list.

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Munchies Snack Mix from Frito Lay

They have Doritos, Cheetos, Rold Gold and SunChips in one bag.

They rule.

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So far we have:

iPod's
Munchies

...and to save space we'll just throw out the fact we all rule.

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You mean that HECK hasn't stated that beer rules?

I'm getting to it...



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My Play Station 2 is kick ass.


The reasons:


It was cheap as hell. Real cheap.

The graphics aint up to PS3 standards, but they still look pretty damn good to me.


Playing on the tube, vs. the computer, you can play others, and you get to have fun with wife/and/or friends who visit.


Games are cheap.

It plays DVD's.

It defeats carpel tunnel by allowing you to exercise your lazy worthless carpel tunnels.

It cured cancer in an African Country.

It's light, don't weigh nothing, sleek and black and don't take up half the entertainment center.

It's quiet.

People generally think you are out of the loop if you don't own one.

Excellent case, well put. And I completely agree.

PS2 rules.

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Chicks with new boob job's kick ass*

-The boobs are giant

-The girls like to show them

-Sometimes the the girls let give them a squeeze

*Notice I said "new". Because once they get used to them a lot of time they start to get up their own ass.

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I should have been a damn lawyer. I made very cogent points. And I know lots of 3 dollars words.

Pirates kick ass and rule and are bitchin'

1. Long swords

2. Tall boots

3. Long masts

4. Pirate tales

5. Wenches

6. pirate jokes

Books kick ass...

1. You can escape reality
2. Your imagination is limitless
3. You learn a lot

4. Books are just great! Take my work for it!

Books and Pirates do kick ass. Well crafted.

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Great beer kicks ass

Old, perfected wine, kicks ass

High Def kicks ass

Mommy's rule

We love our kids unconditionally

We know how to mend hurts

We can multi-task

We do it all and only want love in return

St. Patrick's Day rules

You can get pissed

Green beer

Green Jell-O Shots

Corn Beef & Cabbage

Irish jig music

Funny hats and beads

Pissing green

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I'm having corn beef and cabbage tomorrow night, and I can't f'n wait!! *grabs mustard bottle and waits*

finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat pocket when you thought for days that you were utterly and completely broke...kicks major ass!