abcess tooth

my tooth went absess on thursday night, I missed work friday, had a fever and chills and I'm still all zonked out.

real weak and stuff.

they will pull it sept 3rd, but till thenI won't be posting much till I feel better.

I just been zombieing out, watchign Lord of theRings on TNT all weekend.

I get it, The Lord of the Rings acts like an anesthesia, right?

Hope it gets better soon mate.

Oh do I ever feel your pain times a million. I have had so many abcess teeth in my lifetime that it's almost embarrasing. Honestly, the only relief I ever got was a cold ice pack to the cheek or using a super soft toothbrush to brush that area very gently. Gave a a little releif.

God, I do hope that gets better soon. Like I said, I know JUST what you are going through!

gaboman wrote:

I get it, The Lord of the Rings acts like an anesthesia, right?

Hope it gets better soon mate.

Ahahahahah!

Aww Dave, will miss ya, hope you feel better soon.

Aww poor Whizzle. I'm sorry that you were in pain, but oddly, I was here in my room watching LOTR too. Yep, it's a huge surprise to you all, but I was. Feel better bro.

Dr F recommends rinsing the affected tooth with whiskey ( alcohol kills germs you know) . Swallow, rinse, repeat until desired amount of relief is achieved

They took mercy on me and pulled it out Tuesday. Feels much better.

My journey towards white trash no toothdome is well on it's way. I'm goal oriented you know.

Well, they say that we've all got to have a goal in life.

Aim low, I always say. LMAO

My goal is to be fat. Life is much easier with attainable goals, well done Dave

My next goal is a ZZ Top like beard.

beards take willpower

after a week or so it starts to itch like crazy
but then it goes away

after a month or so people start making fun of you
but then they start to respect you

but stick it out, and you will go down in history, like Moses or Abe Lincoln.
then people will be in awe of you.

I read it " a ZZ Top like bread."

I was like WTF? and dismissed it, and was confused by Dek's post, so I reread it. I blame Dave's Mooseburger avatar and signature for my mistake.

Mr. F wrote:

My goal is to be fat. Life is much easier with attainable goals, well done Dave

Ron, you've tried, FOR YEARS, every way possible. And you're still THIN AS A NAIL.

Haha I was going to put it didn't sound like an atainable goal for him but you kinda beat me too it.

Yeah, I don't think that he can do it. Unless he eats nothing but Krispy Kreme, for all his meals, for a year. Or, McD's, for every meal. Of course, he might not gain much weight... but, he will have clogged arteries, and end up dying from a heart attack.

That wouldn't be good at all.
If that happened, who would be there to help Sherry act out her dirty pirate fantasy?

Lawless wrote:

Yeah, I don't think that he can do it. Unless he eats nothing but Krispy Kreme, for all his meals, for a year. Or, McD's, for every meal. Of course, he might not gain much weight... but, he will have clogged arteries, and end up dying from a heart attack.

Taking notes.............. Krispy Kreme,........... Mc.D's............. got it. I'll have a vanilla shake with that, no , wait, which has more calories, strawberry or chockolate?

Get the Mc Flurry, any kind, those things are LOADED!

Right... with lots of crap in 'em.


Ron, watch the series that Showtime did called, "Super Size."

Ive seen that movie ''Super Size Me''. Dude starts off all healthy , but after a couple of months of strickly Mc d's he's horribly out of shape. He did gain some weight though

He gained weight... but, he about killed himself.

You don't know which is more dangerous, him eating mcdonalds 3 times a day or him going after Osama bin Laden like he did.




Though, seriously, if you're stupid enough to eat Micky-D's 3 times a day and supersize whenever you're told to, you deserve to die from it.

Ah it was an experiment, it wa sin the name of science or some shit, can't hold that against him.

didnt' Ben Franklin sit out in a thunderstorm flying a kite with a key on the end of it? that was pretty stupid.

but hey, now we've got electricity. Sweet.

Lawless wrote:

He gained weight... but, he about killed himself.

Ive ALMOST been killed lots of times. If I dont end up dead it doesnt count