R.I.P Fuscia's tooth

I've had a crack in my molar for a while now. The cavity won the war before the New Year, and my tooth, it's dead. It's an ugly old black molar, thank goodness it is the furthest one back so no one can see it.

R.I.P. molar. I've had over twenty good years with you. We've been through pizza parties, dental trips, fillings, and ice. I'm sorry that you are black, ugly, and will soon be giving me a rootcanal.

:console: POOR SHERRY'S MOLAR!!! Of all the injustices in this world, this one really chaps my hide.

Sher, I'm sorry to hear about that. Man, I better get my molar looked at, because I cracked it, badly, when I had my tongue pierced.

I got a cavity, and I was putting off getting it fixed until this year so that I wouldn't get hit with 2 deductibles. I'll most likely have to miss work to get it done, and I'm scared of a root canal. Ron's calling Monday morning while I'm at work to get me an appt. The thing is that I have to work Tuesday because my 3rd grade math group is starting, and I have no one to teach the class for me.

Meh, don't be scared about it, Sher. It's really not a bad process. I went with Shannon, to get hers done, over a year ago. It was simple.

Ode to Toothie

Toothie toothie in my head
I'm so sorry that you're dead
started with a hairline crack
now you've gone and turned all black

Toothie toothie in my mouth
you just might have to come out

Enlglish women have bad teeth.

I remember I cracked a tooth playing football and I was to scared to get it seen to I let it go black and ended up in agony, but getting a tooth out is honestly not a big deal you don't feel a thing and once it's done your good as new.

fuscia wrote:

Ode to Toothie

Toothie toothie in my head
I'm so sorry that you're dead
started with a hairline crack
now you've gone and turned all black

Toothie toothie in my mouth
you just might have to come out

The first tragedy of 2008, and it's only the 7th (6th?) of January. I think we're off to a bad start, however if we're all vigilant and careful with brushing and flossing, this will hopefully be the one and only tooth lost this year.

May it live on in our hearts.

Dekka00 wrote:

Enlglish women have bad teeth.

Dude, tou sure those teeth are English? Thems be a'lookin like Arkansas tabakee spitters to me

gaboman wrote:

The first tragedy of 2008, and it's only the 7th (6th?) of January. I think we're off to a bad start, however if we're all vigilant and careful with brushing and flossing, this will hopefully be the one and only tooth lost this year.

May it live on in our hearts.

There might be another tragedy of oral proportions this year. We won't know until the dentist checks me out. I blame the terrorists. Yep, they killed toothie. It's a conspiracy!

Warning, due to the writers strike and lack of entertainment for the past two weeks on television, I've lost my mind and am now writing songs that ain't quite right about my tooth. You can:
A: leave the thread
B: Start a fund to by me a special jacked that ties the arms behind the back
C: drink heavily and go with it


I'm in Pain by Fushzzle and the Police

iThere's a little black tooth in my mouth today
(that's my tooth in there)
it's the same old tooth as yesterday
(that's my tooth in there)
There's a filling that will lose it's job
(put a crown in there)
There's a cavity that is all rot
(it's yucky in there)
I have flossed & I've brushed, gargled lysterine
worked & worked to make my mouth real clean
Cried and cried oh why is my tooth dead
but at least it gave me something for this thread!
I'm in pain!
((sing it with me Whizzle!))
There's a little dead tooth in my mouth today
(that's my tooth in there)
it's the same old tooth as yesterday
(that's my tooth in there)
There's a filling that will lose it's job
(put a crown in there)
There's a cavity that is all rot
(it's all yuck in there)

There's a bill that I will just have to pay
I wish I didn't have to spend money this way
There's a dentist who will work inside my mouth
I just hope he totally drugs me ouuuuuuuuut!
No more pain!

fuscia wrote:

((sing it with me Whizzle!))

I ate here before
on fifth of May
with Cinco DeMayo
humming my brain
some spanish word
was the main refrain

I bit down too hard
on a corona cap
my tooth busted up
and fell in my lap

Too bad I'm stuck in Mexico
where you can't get a dentist
but you can buy a Ho,
I shouldn't know better
and bought a cup of Joe,
next bottle of beer I will say no.

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster


...Sorry, maybe I missed the point of this thread...

You need some work with your imabic petameter. Drink a few beers, you will get the flow.

Actually, I really liked it. The rock lobster part came as a complete shock, unlike my songs which is just beer drinking and self degradation.

Whidden wrote:

You need some work with your imabic petameter. Drink a few beers, you will get the flow.

Please, my petameter is working just fine thank you. Sure I need those little blue pills, but that's just to give it a bit of a jump start.

4 hours dude. Time it. That's all I'm saying. Longer than that, see a doctor.



From what I'v heard of course, you know on t.v. and stuff.

:news: News flash

Toothie is not dead. Todays dental visit has shined new light on the toothie situation. ( pun intended ) It seems the filling in Sherrys tooth needs to be re-done.

I have no further news regarding whatever is wrong with Grant

A sigh of relief was just heard around the world.

What about the big crack in toothy? Is that going to stay put or will they be working on that?

If Id have known there was going to be a test I wouldve paid attention. I do remember that its not going to cost as much as we thought. Always remember the important stuff

I would guess that the filling cracked, and it felt like a cracked tooth.

Please tell me she'll need braces. That would be HILARIOUS.

That would not be hilarious, it would be EXPENSIVE. She might need a crown though