The Super-Scary Halloween Thread

Inside, you'll find.....


Empty Beer Glasses



William Shatner Singing



The Cover of Prince's LoveSexy



Your Grandmother's False Teeth



Cheney With a Gun



...And, of course...

Not cool man, not cool.

This is the first Halloween that I've actually forgot it was Halloween.

The lady is going out of town, first Halloween at the new place so I don't know if kids come by, and it's on a Wednesday so there is no party. There were parties last weekend but I was broke as a joke.

There isn't shit on TV tonight, ugh. Guess I'll do some writing. Of course, if the Netflix powers-that-be are kind, I should have Nacho Libre in the mail.

-HECK!

that last pic was uncalled for.... lol (although i did almost bust a gut thinking of Whid's reaction when he sees it)

Seriously. Gonna break the little fellars heart.

It's like when Sandra Bullock married that Jessie James guy. Bad times.

-HECK!

I mean he has to see it in Dekkas secret thread or whatever the hell it's called and now he must see it here? Where does the cruelty end?

It's like I got a gunshot wound, and you guys just want to rub salt in it, and punch it with your fists.

THE HUMANITY.

Hey I defended you Mister! Don't you ever forget it!

Don't forget, the scariest of them all.












The poofy Telly-Tubby from Dekka's Avatar

And, the man with a burnt face and knives for fingers that comes to kids in their dreams and takes their soul:

But my face isn't burnt!

Ok, who's the girl with, I think that's Marilyn Manson????

Halloween sucked. I forgot it was Halloween actually. Luckily no beggers came to my pad for candy. Would have given them a cigaratte. Actually, no I wouldn't have. I'd just blow the smoke in their face.

I wanted candy though. Dammit.

-HECK!

Paige has a ton of candy, little bugger won't give me any. Apparently 'sharing' comes after age 3.

We passed out candy to a ton of kids. It was a fairly enjoyable evening. I dressed up as a pirate (but not the kind that Sherry likes

Luckily some cats brought in candy to work. I've been munching all day. Good candy, too.

Butterfinger, Snickers, Starburst, Three Musketeers, Skittles, M&M's. That's really all you need. They are the basic candy brands everyone must mix in with whatever crap they buy and handout.

Sure, you can get fancy with some off-the-wall or on-sale candy, maybe even some homemade shit, but your ass better handout at least 2 of the 6 main candies, or else.

I remember back in the day, maybe 16 or so, this one broad handed out walnuts. My buddies and I were pissed about the shitty treat. I saw her cat running by, way far away. I geared up like a major league pitcher and winged this walnut at the cat with no intention on hitting it, figured I would miss terribly. But as the cat gained speed the walnut started to bank down and right like a mean curveball and nailed right in the side. Didn't feel bad. Even a cat lover has to respect the incredible walnut throw.

Then my buddy laughed and smashed their pumpkin into the street. That was uncalled for.

-HECK!

Dude... there is absolutely NOTHING funny, or "cool" about pinging a cat, for ANY reason.

Made me laugh though, the part with his buddy busting up the pumpin. Freakin' comedy gold.

Didn't say it was cool exactly. Cat was fine. Just the arc on this walnut was sick, and from quite a distance. From where I sit the cat ran into the walnut.

Don't expect cat lovers to agree... but it was pretty damn funny.

And who knows, maybe this cat had it coming. It could have been a real jerk cat that needed a walnut to the mid-section.

At my old condo there was this cat infestation, little bastards would just hump and multiply like Gremlins. Wake up in the middle of the night as they fought or screwed. I'd come home after the bar and have a pack of them run out of the bushes and scare the bajeesus out of me. They needed some walnuts up the head for sure. I have a hard time seeing the difference between stray cats and rats or mice.

-HECK!