I KILLED THIS THREAD!

My confession:

I LICKETY, who resides at Inrejects, member of the Mishief Committee, do confess to willinging, and with intent...created a thread in the General Discussion Forum to mislead my fellow members into thinking I actually had something fun and gamey for them to participate in when in fact I did not.

I ran out of ideas and felt the need to post and create a faux thread to lure them here. I then proceeded to bait them with my banter and then I killed the thread.

I struck the thread several times with a blunt object when it resisted, I used more force such a strangulation but it did not die right away. Finally, I used my feet and hands and kicked it to death.

The thread died a slow painful death and I show no remorse. If I had to do it over again I wouldn't change a thing. I have no remorse as the thread has been my enemy from time to time.

I have killed other unknown threads in the past by accident and some I have planned.

I need help understanding why I do this. I hope my confession will bring some leniency in my sentencing...though I doubt it.

R.I.P from LICKETY.


DIE! DIE! DIE!

:drunk: Who cares if you kill threads!? I mean, as long as we have good friends, great beer, and laughter, what else matters in life?

LICKETY can kill my thread any day.





I don't even know what that means.

Threads don't die, they multiply.

No, that's something else.

Thanks a lot thread killer

-HECK!

I'm going to post some Dark Tower pics now.