Favorite poll

Vote!

I selected anything by Fuscia.

I also selected this one is slightly better than Whidden's and that it's way better than Whidden's. I didn't select that it was better than Whidden's, though, nor did I select that it's HELLA better.

You can imagine what Fuscia was thinking when she typed in "pirates pole."

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but if she was thinking anything else she would have written "pirate SHIP poles," no?

I be no sea faring man, but I believe the thing holdin up the mainsails is called a mast. ARRRRRRRRRRR

Further evidence that her mind is in the gutter!

I voted for "Fireman's Pole" because both men and women fire fighters know how to use their poles.

you forgot to add pole dancing....lol

As soon as I read fireman's pole, my mind went two directions, one being the stationary pole the hot guys slide down. I had to vote for that. I had to leave everyone else's pole out of it, I thought it might be a tad personal.

I voted for Bamboo. Really dig that stuff.

This poll sucks!

Where is the stripper poll? The very best poll of all! Jerks!

-HECK!

I know a dude who licked a stripper pole once.

Something about that just seemed wrong to me.

That is pretty wrong.

gaboman wrote:

I know a dude who licked a stripper pole once.

Something about that just seemed wrong to me.

Sounds like something that Gunther guy would do

I wouldn't even lick a stripper. Nast.

-HECK!

I hazard a guess that strippers taste like glitter. It can't be pleasant.

You can buy flavored body glitter....tho' I would NOT suggest licking a stripper. Mom always said "don't put that in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!"