YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
Work this out as you read ...


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go but to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three/4 digit number

The firstor first and second digits of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

keeeewwwllllllll

whoa

This could be for anything. It's the same math formula used by all these e-mail deals to figure out your age.

-HECK!

Exactly. I've seen so many of those, and they are all the same.

so pretend it's your age by how many beers you drink a day or how many times you have sex in a wekk, who gives a fuck, it's still neat

Yeah, still cool... the first 300 times I've seen it

-HECK!

I agree with you, Heck. I've seen it a ton of times. It was cool... but, after awhile, it loses it's luster.

here's a new one:





WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

Now, add 1.

Now, subtract 1.

The number should be your age!!

Haha, comedy.

-HECK!

Wait, that one didn't work for me

It was new to me so I liked it.

One of the older e-mail chain letters. I remember getting this in the late 90's.

But if you've never seen it's bitchin.

-HECK!

I never got one. I guess I was busy getting those "Microsoft is doing a test and wants to track this email and if you send it on, you will recieve large amounts of cash..." emails. Those ROCKED!!!


Also, the emails about Y2K and how we were all going to die grisly deaths because THERE WERE COMPUTER CHIPS ON THE WATER LINES AND COMPUTER CHIPS ON THE POWER GRID.

ok so you got my number. I have nothing better to do a 3 o clock in the morning than post stupid little emials i get that i find somewhat amusing.

If youve seen it, when you realise youve seen it just go to a different thread, if it's false fine you go tme call me on it, if you havent seen it have a good little laugh or tell me it sucks. but if you have seen it and dont care to see it again dont read it, you dont have to post several times that youve already seen it so it's old, we get it oh mighty email masters, k.

Dayumn... having a bad day or something?

Dekka00 wrote:

here's a new one:





WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

Now, add 1.

Now, subtract 1.

The number should be your age!!

It got my age wrong. Your math is off.

Nymphadora wrote:

ok so you got my number. I have nothing better to do a 3 o clock in the morning than post stupid little emials i get that i find somewhat amusing.

If youve seen it, when you realise youve seen it just go to a different thread, if it's false fine you go tme call me on it, if you havent seen it have a good little laugh or tell me it sucks. but if you have seen it and dont care to see it again dont read it, you dont have to post several times that youve already seen it so it's old, we get it oh mighty email masters, k.

I've seen this in an e-mail before. I sent it to 10 people in 10 minutes or else I would have had 10 days bad luck.

-HECK!

DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE

You gonna post the "Don't Buy Gas" e-mail next Whizzle? That's my favorite.

-HECK!

Subject: FW: Don't buy gas on May 19th
IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.
AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES.
THEREFORE MAY 19TH HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR behind " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY.
THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT.
WAITING ON THIS ADMIINSTRATION TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?
REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!
WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE MAY 19TH A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

How dare you.

What about the 9/11 Wingdings conspiracy?

-HECK!

May 19th? My mom got a ton of e mails saying to NOT buy gas on the 15th. Sheesh!!!

I told her that no matter what... it won't hurt them.

For starts, all the e-mails are bogus and come about every year or so. And there are a few different versions.

Note to the wise: 83% of all e-mails you get are bullshit.

-HECK!

I told my mom that it wouldn't matter if she did this or not. It's not going to hurt the oil companies. People would fill up the day before, or after, and therefore, make up for a loss from the day of not filling up. So, it just doesn't matter. I told her that I wouldn't participate in this, no matter what. Good thing that it's bogus. I just told her.