102 reasons why Whidden is great

1. He owns a stolen dinger rock.

2. He builds birdhouses

3. He knows HECK!

-HECK!

4. He likes Fuscia

Hmmm... I don't know about that...

-HECK!

He does too like me! :rant: I'm his cyber sister. Your just jealous. :rant:
*gives Heck a wedgie

5. He likes beer (even if he does put salt in it)

I think Y'all would get more hits on this thread if you changed it to 102 reasons why Whizzle sucks.


It's easier to kill flies with vinegar, than honey. True dat.

Why's he get one more than you, Sherry? That ain't right. That just ain't right.

gaboman wrote:

Why's he get one more than you, Sherry? That ain't right. That just ain't right.

6. (because) he is nicer than fuscia

fuscia wrote:

gaboman wrote:

Why's he get one more than you, Sherry? That ain't right. That just ain't right.

6. (because) he is nicer than fuscia

Totally not true, and even he'd admit it. For one thing, he keeps calling me bubba. I don't know what that means exactly, but I'm sure it's a racial slur in reference to my black ancestory.

Though I'll still give him this:

7. He's got a southernized saying for every situation.

Dern tootin I do.

8. He plays Mortal Kombat

9. He taught his wife how to play Mortal Kombat

Lawless wrote:

9. He taught his wife how to play Mortal Kombat

10. He 'lets' his wife kick his ass

She tanks me for real sometimes too.

11. He knows how to write great fan fiction.

12. He likes pirate porn stories!:screw:

OH

and

13. he loves humping banana smilies!

14. He paid me to add a 14th point to his thread.

15. He writes AWESOME Lyrics that ain't right

16. Whid is rich, he pays his debts, he enjoys bribeing others, he spells good, and he posts about himself all the time, even adding to his own list, which is borderline unethical. Hell, it is unethical. But Whid was never afraid of something as stupid and etheral as ethics.

17. He can believe it's not butter.

Whidden wrote:

16. Whid is rich, he pays his debts, he enjoys bribeing others, he spells good, and he posts about himself all the time, even adding to his own list, which is borderline unethical. Hell, it is unethical. But Whid was never afraid of something as stupid and etheral as ethics.

um I've never been bribed by you. I'm not feelin' the love here.


18. He comes up with cool nick names for hamburgers- mmmm haguarter punder with scheese

19. Only Whidden could refer to himself in the third person and not sound pretentious.

20. He might be related to yours truely

20. He might be related to yours truely

I think that counts as both 20 and 21