Cool names

Imagine that name coming over the speaker at the DMV. I would piss myself.

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Mr. F wrote:

Years ago I was talking to a girl I grew up with. She was expecting. Her married name is Moe. I suggested Dynah if it was a girl. She glared at me

He also has a friend who named their daughter Hollie. Too bad their last name is Day.

True story

My cousin's last name is Case and she always say if she ever has kids she gonna to name him Justin.

I probably already told this story but the first time i worked at the hospital I was outside smking and starting talking to some people who were talking about weird names. There was one guy who sad he knew a guy named Harry Bawls. Well when I quit here and went to work at WalMart I was in the break room and that guy comes in. He sits down and i'm staring at him and I said that he looked fimilar. Then all of a sudden I realised where I had seen him before and said louder than I intended, "Hey, your that Harry Bawls guy." It was a little embarrassing.

My dad once said that he knew someone named Easter Sunday.

I'd slap his mouth for lying today.

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Oh, shit, when I was in LAX on the way back from the US, they loudspeaker requested the presence of a bunch of people. The very last one was
"BAM BAM BAM" then they repeated it "BAM BAM BAM"

So it came out like "BAM BAM BAM, BAM BAM BAM"

The best I can figure is the person's name may have been "Ben Van Damm", but it definitely came out as BAM BAM BAM over that loudspeaker.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.

I was watching a German soccer game when the German cameraman picks out a celebrity in the crowd. The accouncer says '' We have a Harry Koch sighting!''

all my friends have apparently know (and have had sex with) some chick named Yorr Mahm.

What nationality is that?

Ah shit, that's good. Comedy.

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Oh , I almost forgot. One of the referees in Damons soccer league has the last name of Mann. He married a woman named Gaye. Not surprisingly she hyphenates her last name

If I were a greek god my name would be Fantasticles (pronounced fan-tast-tick-clees)

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I cean beat ALLLLLLLL of your cool names.

We had a client at work, and this is totallloy his real name, he purchased property with it, obtained a mortgage and i saw his driver's license.

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King Dick


For real.

Also, the b/f went to school with a girl called Kat Chow.

I was working front desk for a hotel once and this German guy checked in, forget his first name, but his last name was Assman.

And I would always approach people by saying "Mr. or Mrs. whatever their name is." So when he arrives to check in I ask for his ID and as I am looking at it I go "welcome Mr. Asssssssss" then I stop in mid-sentence because I'm about to hit the floor laughing. I am biting my tongue so hard a tear ran down my face. I said there was a computer problem and just stared at my screen for about 2 minutes. I called him 'sir' the rest of the day.

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Foreign soccer players will keep this thread going for a long time. Kaka is currently one of if not the best player alive


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kak%C3%A1

I currently work in a hotel and I hear some really unusual names. The one that sticks out the most is Harry Cockburn.
(it's pronounced Harry koe-burn) This ditzy agent at the desk paged him to the lobby as Harry COCK-BURN three times....the entire staff was cracking up as well as the guests in the lobby.

When he came to the desk she still couldn't say it right even when he corrected her she said COCK-BURN again, so the guest goes, "I get that all the time".

That made me crack up even more!!

Excellent. And if we had a best avatar thread, you would win hands down.

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LICKETY wrote:

I currently work in a hotel and I hear some really unusual names. The one that sticks out the most is Harry Cockburn.
(it's pronounced Harry koe-burn) This ditzy agent at the desk paged him to the lobby as Harry COCK-BURN three times....the entire staff was cracking up as well as the guests in the lobby.

When he came to the desk she still couldn't say it right even when he corrected her she said COCK-BURN again, so the guest goes, "I get that all the time".

That made me crack up even more!!

We have a suburb here called Cockburn (co-burn). I am 100% sure that tourists get their photo taken under the sign that says "Welcome to Cockburn" and put it on their facebook pages when they get home. I would.

I've never heard of words that have silent ck's. How's that get pronounced co-burn? And I can't even get people to pronounce my name as "awesome".

whenever Cockburn is in the newspaper it has to be written Co--burn so people just started saying "Co-burn"

Cock isn't a rude word. Just like dick, pussy and cun... oh wait, that last one may be.