Hi, I'm Snickle Frickenlips!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT -- DON'T LAUGH

> > > > UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT

> > > > > YOUR NEW NAME IS

> > > > >

> > > > > We all need a little stress-reliever!

> > > > > This only takes a minute.

> > > > > Please don' t be a bore and ruin it.

> > > > > Send it on to everyone you know including the

> > > > Person that sent it to

> > > > >you.

> > > > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,

> > > > you need some silliness

> > > > > to break up the day.

> > > > > If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful

> > > > days than not.

> > > > >

> > > > > Here is your dose of humor...

> > > > >

> > > > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new

> > > > name.

> > > > >

> > > > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the

> > > > subject box and forward it

> > > > > to friends and family and co-workers.

> > > > >

> > > > > Don' t forget to forward it back to the person

> > > > who sent it to you, so

> > > > > they know you participated.

> > > > > And don' t go all adult - a senior manager is

> > > > now known far and wide as

> > > > > Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > The following is excerpted from a children' s

> > > > book, Captain Underpants

> > > > > And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants,

> > > > by Dave Pilkey, in which

> > > > > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new

> > > > names...

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > So:

> > > > >

> > > > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to

> > > > determine your New first

> > > > >name:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > a = snickle

> > > > > b = doombah

> > > > > c = goober

> > > > > d = cheesey

> > > > > e = crusty

> > > > > f = greasy

> > > > > g = dumbo

> > > > > h = farcus

> > > > > i = dorky

> > > > > j = doofus

> > > > > k = funky

> > > > > l = boobie

> > > > > m = sleezy

> > > > > n = sloopy

> > > > > o = fluffy

> > > > > p = stinky

> > > > > q = slimy

> > > > > r = dorfus

> > > > > s = snooty

> > > > > t = tootsie

> > > > > u = dipsy

> > > > > v = sneezy

> > > > > w = liver

> > > > > x = skippy

> > > > > y = dinky

> > > > > z = zippy

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to

> > > > determine the first half

> > > > >of your new last name:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > a = dippin

> > > > > b = feather

> > > > > c = batty

> > > > > d = burger

> > > > > e = chicken

> > > > > f = barffy

> > > > > g = lizard

> > > > > h = waffle

> > > > > i = farkle

> > > > > j = monkey

> > > > > k = flippin

> > > > > l = fricken

> > > > > m = bubble

> > > > > n = rhino

> > > > > o = potty

> > > > > p = hamster

> > > > > q = buckle

> > > > > r = gizzard

> > > > > s = lickin

> > > > > t = snickle

> > > > > u = chuckle

> > > > > v = pickle

> > > > > w = hubble

> > > > > x = dingle

> > > > > y = gorilla

> > > > > z = girdle

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to

> > > > determine the second half

> > > > >of your new last name:

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > a = butt

> > > > > b = boob

> > > > > c = face

> > > > > d = nose

> > > > > e = hump

> > > > > f = breath

> > > > > g = pants

> > > > > h = shorts

> > > > > i = lips

> > > > > j = honker

> > > > > k = head

> > > > > l = tush

> > > > > m = chunks

> > > > > n = dunkin

> > > > > o = brains

> > > > > p = biscuits

> > > > > q = toes

> > > > > r = doodle

> > > > > s = fanny

> > > > > t = sniffer

> > > > > u = sprinkles

> > > > > v = frack

> > > > > w = squirt

> > > > > x = humperdinck

> > > > > y = hiney

> > > > > z = juice

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush' s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

I'm Cheesy Chickendunkin Nice to meet you!

Just made it a tad easier to read

Quote :

UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don' t forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don' t go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children' s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush' s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny

Snickle Chucklesniffer


That's not funny too many sn and k sounds to make it funny.

Funky Chuckleface

Dorfus Dippindoodle.

I kind of like it.

-HECK!

I LOVE Dippindoodle for a last name! Too cute!!!

Maybe Illuminate can start calling you her dippindoodle.
Wouldn't your drinking/poker buddies get a laugh outta that.

Snickle Pottytush

kinda dumb...

Yeah, that is pretty weak sauce.

The sauciest.

-HECK!

Dorfus Chickensniffer

Dorfus Chuckleface

Guess everyone is Dorfus these days.

-HECK!

Sneezy Waffle Lips

Greasy Chickenbutt

I kid you not!

Nymphadora wrote:

Greasy Chickenbutt

I kid you not!

LMAO - That's the cake, Buffy.

Greasy Chickenbutt is too damn funny.

Leonna wrote:

Dorfus Chuckleface

I got Funky Chuckleface. So, we must be related.

Ya know, we should be careful. Nicknames like these are hard to shake. It's like playing with fire.

I think that Greasy Chickenbutt could definitely stick!

Lawless wrote:

Leonna wrote:

Dorfus Chuckleface

I got Funky Chuckleface. So, we must be related.

wow... and remember I told you that you looked like my aunt!!! creepy..... lol!!

Ohhhhh... that IS creepy!

But, my brother only has two children... and my niece is only 1 1/2 years old. You definitely aren't her.

Greasy Chickenbutt, I still can't get over that's one name that DONT need to stick!

Oh no... you're forever more crowned... Greasy Chickenbutt.

That would make a fine user title.

Hey... we could all use those names, on the other board, to check things out! LOL I'm kidding, of course.

I just log in as Bakelite, and check things out on stealth mode, but there is nothing really to check out.


I want user titles here!!!!