Fat Nerdy Chinese Dude Sings Whitney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7NNr_qrmDA

Seriously, you're all going to get shocked out of your minds from this video. You'll rub your eyes in disbelief, then shake your head through the rest of the performance.

I saw this last weekend. The girlfriend said the dude doesn't have an adams apple, that's why he sounds like that. I reckon he's missing his balls though.

He keeps squinting. Do you have to shut your eyes to hit high notes?

No, he's just Chinese.

What's Holmes going to do when he grows up and has a voice like mine?

Or a manly voice, what if he gets one of those instead?

I forget how old he is, but he actually talks in a fairly... adultish voice. I mean not exactly a 41 year old programmer of whatever the hell it is you program (big machine dealies), but there's a tiny bit of bass in there none-the-less. I mean no less than other Chinese guys. In all honesty, it's not like they go out covering Barry White on their little sing-sing competitions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1APACVVYpA

I program stuff like that. That's an Integrex, we have one of those at work I program.

Actually this link is much better, if you can get through the first minute of music and corny logos,

the last of it shows pretty much what I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vASn4yuggzU

It's funny because that video makes it look like you program a machine that makes machines that can make machines. It's all some big causality loop thing (I got that saying from you, I have no idea if it's the case or what the hell it is. I haven't read Dark Tower yet).

about 40 seconds in it looks like that one machine wants to enter the other machine from behind. But he doesn't, he just uses the tip around the rim a bit.

I was all set to watch the video, then I read Grant's post. I think I'll go get some iced cream instead

I just did my taxes and I wish I was dead. Obama did some deal last year and made it so they took out less to boost the economy, and I just got cornholed on this deal.

I owe so much, I just want to go homeless.

Yeah, I'm doing mine next month. I'll be handing over more than a thousand US bones to Ma Ying-Jou. I'm still trying to work out how I'm going to swing that one.

Both of us have to give our money to Commie Bastards.

(joke...don't get mad at me...)

No, it's fine. It's true. We really do owe them money. Chairman Mao and Stalin would be rolling over in their graves if they knew what we have become. Since when was communism about not having money and sharing wealth!?!?!



On the topic of this fat Chinese kid, he was on the news here for being an 'internet sensation' or some crap. I forget.

Hey, this fat chinese kid. I assume he is a commie?

Born and bred into the red army, I reckon.

Is that libelous? Hmm...

Do commies have Libel laws?

if you tell the truth in a Commie country, that's considered "libel"

Those commie bastards.

They have libel laws, but they're called freedom super happy funtime laws. Which is less ironic than the name for laws regarding capital punishment in China: the Patriot Act.

We got a patriot act, but it just means the gov can spy on you if they want.

Or that's what they want you to think. Don't think I haven't noticed Sandy June disappearing from Facebook. They got to her, didn't they?

All her anti Obama posts. They took her out.

And with good reason. All hail Chairman Obama!


I really don't understand how all of our threads end up like this.

It's Obama's fault. He is a thread killer!

Dude was on Ellen a couple of weeks ago. Man his chubby ass is getting around.