Drumnk david insights

wow.

sandy told me to do some shots, then dring some beer. I have never sond this beforen.

You know, I like all you peoale;

Ok, concentrate.

focus.

focus.

yes. this is what i wanted to say. focus whid.

drunk, i can see the detail of life. the fish in the tank, the color or the fins.

not drunk, i suck, i guess im'm smart. I do stuff at work no one else can do. I mkae it happen. I make the part. I do the math.

I do al lthese parts.

I come throught, the parts get made, everyone thingks i'm smart, I guess i am smart, but i pay for it, by being stupid with detail.

I think dig picture you, I think about abstratct and big thoughts, and i lose out man, i lose out, cuaese I don't stop to see the roses you, i dont' stop and see the slowers.

I try ti I try.

I might do shots more often, i see the more I ge some air , the more i mdon't pass out, yo.

my mind is agoinhg to fast sober, I do all this STU*FFFFFF and i can't slow donew./ I try I do ty to just alow sdown and not thingk about 500 things at once byt i can't do it.

i try to see each fish in the fish tank and can't , i'm thinking aobut 20 other things. I like being drunkk. I can just look at the fish and see each one and ponder thaqe scale on each fish and not think abouty nothing else.

Good ttimes.

you are aalllo good people a I li9ke all of you

good gluck to you and good times.

Oh wow. Sorry about that. Typical Whidden drunk post.

I'm sobered up now, about to get some food in me. I'm gonna drink some water, try to beat the headache that should hit any minute.

I get so silly while drinking, lol.

I still like all you people while sober, I just don't feel the need to say it. Ha, ha.

this the kind of crap I look at while hammered.


http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/15/the-comic-book-characters-we-do-and-dont-want-to-party-with/

Did you get a haguarter punder with scheese? You need one to truly ponder the mysteries of life. Me, I get buzzed and stay up rearranging the books in the living room.

Love it.

Word DW.

Feel like I haven't chatted with you in a while.

-HECK!

I left 5 messages on your Ironman question, but you must never check your facebook notifications.

Er, sorry, Captain America question.

I name you DRUNK either way. And at 6 in the morning. Must have been an all nighter, lol.

I sent you like 5 drunken messages the other day and you didn't respond to one of them. Hurt. Just hurt!

But I respect that your wife told you to do shots. Probably tired of you being sober all the time. I can dig it. Walking around the house rather than stumbling. Ordering the dogs around instead of rubbing your face against their belly. Watching TV instead of yelling at it. Making birdhouses instead of shaking them.

She says I'm nicer while hammered. Plus, and this is no lie, she likes to slap me in the face with her hand, then laugh. I'm too drunk and slow to block.

Man, she loves that.

Dave, you're awesome.

Love it!

Drunk David's post are more coherent that sober Whidden's, that's for sure.

This thread's cobwebs need to be cleaned. Resurrect drumnk david.

I am coming out of a VERY VERY strong hangover right now. I will try to post drunk tomorrow.

But really, all Whidden posts are drunk posts, just some he somehow manages to half ass proof read and use the spell check...

gilr at work is apretty ahas bv nice bum

married thouagh

Hate it when that happens.

Awesome. The world needs this. Drunk Wheezy!

-HECK!

I think I was trying to say there was a cute girl at work with a nice butt, but I'm married. Something like that.

Man, was I hammered.

Oh, see, I thought you were concerned she was married.

Not really any hot chicks near my joint. Kind of glad. Don't need the distraction. Not that I would do anything. Eye-candy is a double-edged sword.

-HECK!

David Whodon, is your address the same as it was a few years ago? Just checking my records are up-to-date.

SPEAKING OF BEING DRUNK!!!!!!!!!! Yeah it's like, 6 in the morning but does it sound like I give a damn? NO!

How are my peeps and stuff? Missed you all.

I would go on about how fucked up my life is right now but I won't. It is though! All my kids are doing great and I even have a Granddaughter now even though I am only 38 freaking years old!!

Miss all you beautiful people!

<3

Honestly, I'd be shocked if you were a 12 year old grandmother. 38 isn't so bad.

I won't tell you how awesome things are with me. I have a cute little daughter now.

Not to say I don't intend on getting drunk in about 10 minutes. I do. If anything transpires during that, I'll be sure to update this whatsie.

Being drunk is pretty fantastic. I wish that I had internet in my little abode so that I can post while hammered. The alternative is doable, though, which would be to get drunk in the afternoon and use the computers in the library.

I went to a party on Friday and brought my set of Jenga the Drinking Game, which was renamed Naughty Jenga. Everyone lost their pants at least once in the evening. It's a wonderful game.

Pantless jenga sounds extraordinary. Better than jenga with pants, for sure.

There are some good ones on that Jenga set besides just "bottoms off!". I like "Talk in French" and "Lick Your Elbow or Take a Shot". Thankfully I can lick my elbow, so I'm safe from drinking even more.

It's fun to make your own set. All you need is a clean Jenga set and a marker. Also, probably booze and some sort of rambunctious brain trust.