Tiger Woods is a jerk face rat...

At least I think so. You don't cheat on your wife. And if you do, you do it cause you fell in love with someone and then you carry on a sleazy but respectable affair.

Still wrong as hell.

But it looks like Woods is tagging pretty much any chick that Ho's up to him, while blondie is cooking supper at the house. Pathetic. You don't treat your woman like that.

I will give him credit for lying to the cops about his wife coming at him with the golf club. (she was trying to save him from the wreckage, lol)
At least he didn't cheat on her, then have her sent off to jail.

If he wants to womanize the ladies, he shouldn't have gotten married.

Truth to that.

I always knew he was a sleazeball. I've said it many times. Right here on this forum. This doesn't surprise me one bit.

Dammit, leave Kobe Bryant alone!

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I believe the number of women who've come out and said they did the nasty with Tiger is now at 8. Seriously, his wife needs to lawyer up and hit him where it hurts. Sure she's getting $50 million to stay, but surely she could get much more if she divorced him? Its not like you can forgive that. One drunken hook up, yeah, you can forgive that, but 8 long-term affairs? No way Jose. I am waiting for the "sex addiction" card to be played.

He calls them "transgressions."

I bet he trans'd her 'gression. Wassup.

There are going to be some bullshitters trying to cash in that never boned Tiger. Still. He banged a few of these broads.

They would have never came forward if not for the car accident. That is wild man.

Now it's the fuckin' Tiger Woods lotto.

Dude has a pre-nup with his wife, but I saw on the news the chick is going to get a post-nup. If the divorce it'll be some insane amount. She'll get more than the one legged bitch who mugged Paul McCartney for a zillion bucks.

I agree with the notion that if you get hitched, that means no more having sex with other women. Period. You want to be a poon hound, all the power to you. Just don't get married. Unless the wife is into it, but that's a different chapter all together.

Not that I condone it, because I don't, I have to imagine being a billionaire athlete (I use the latter loosely) puts your state of being into another place. Money clouds judgement. The rich and famous exist on another realm man. The more wealth the farther they are from the way of life the other 96% of us exist in.

Either way. Media can slide off. Don't need to dissect his life. But, if you're a celeb, you live by the sword and die by it. Don't like it? Tough titties.

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I feel like I should probably come forward with this now.

I had sex with Tiger Woods.

it was wonderful.

Can I ask?

Was it missionary? And did he look you in the eyes?

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i'm pretty sure he had beer goggles on

Tiger Woods is proof that money can let you fuck anyone.

Dangle some dollars and you can dangle your dick in any vag you want.

Dude is goofy looking, and plays golf. Anyone who doesn't know about golf players, go ahead and check out the top 10 in the world. Ladies, how many would you take? None.

Money money money.

And now the bitches are getting money for banging dude with money, a ton of money.

That chick wouldn't have married him if he was Tiger the Golf Pro at a municipal golf course in Queens. Fuck that.

Don't feel bad for the wife. Please.

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Dekka00 wrote:

i'm pretty sure he had beer goggles on

For the first time, I don't know how to make a joke from that.

If you're online right meow, go chat holmes.

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i admit, i am deeply in love with Tiger Woods.

once gay marriage is legal in Virginia (like 50 years from now), I will marry him. I will.

and I will be damn sure to sign a prenup.

He will cheat on you dude. Don't think he won't. You can't change him Dekka Zero Zero, you can't change him.

Mr Woods needs a new nickname. I think 'cheetah' fits better

ho-HO!!!

It's now 10 women who've come forward, and most of them are saying he did it bareback, so it won't be long before some woman comes out saying she has Tiger illegitimate child.

Unfortunately now in the days of DNA testing it's hard to claim a child belongs to someone if it doesn't. They'd have to be damn sure it was Tiger's. I mean most women count on the dude not wanting other people to find out, so blackmail works... but I think they missed that boat with Tiger.

Tiger is a goof. Shows how far money can take you.

These greedy whores. Never said a word until the shit hit the fan. Now, it's payday.

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Actually, one of them (one of the porn stars) did come out about 2 months ago and say she had sex with Tiger at a friend of his bachelor party, the media called her a liar and the story didnt get taken up by the world media.

I cant take credit for this one, wish I could

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse..
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly , and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year