Kids Kill Panama "Monster"

Kids kill Panama 'Montauk monster' by lake



PHOTOS have emerged of a mutant creature which “sparked fear and confusion” by climbing out of a cave and approaching a group of children in Panama.

The photos appear to show the creature as a slimy, hairless humanoid.
Already dubbed “Gollum” by the UK tabloids, the 150cm tall creature emerged from a cave behind a waterfall on the shores of a lake near the small town of Cerro Azul and is drawing comparisons to the so-called "Montauk monster" found on the shores of a [url=http://search.news.com.au/search//0/?us=ndmnews&sid=13762&as=news&ac=ninews2&q=New York]New York [/url]beach last year.
The children claim it started climbing over rocks to get to them. They defended themselves by throwing rocks and killing it.

The children told their parents they had thrown the body back in the lake.
When the parents went to investigate, it had been washed up on the shore.

One of the children told The Sun: "I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film."

The Metro shows pictures of it still washed on the shore several days later, having been picked apart by buzzards.

The animal is being investigated at Panama’s National Environment Authority, with one zoologist suggesting it may be some form of mutated sloth.

Internet speculation centres around whether the “monster” is actually a shaved sloth or pit bull terrier.


The shaved sloth theory has emerged as the most credible, given these photos taken in 1996 of a creature found on a jungle beach between Panama and Cost Rica where was later confirmed to be a decayed sloth.

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I have to say that if I saw that climbing towards me, I would probably freak out too. That thing is creepy looking.

Looks like a hairless sloth. Too bad the article doesnt mention how fast the thing was moving, that may be a clue.

The fact that it hasnt been reported on a major news network may be another

Sort of goes to show how humanity would act if an ET got in their way.

This hairless weirdo thing could be king of a planet. Great. Now they'll want revenge.

-HECK!

It LOOKS friendly enough!

Must have been weak to be killed by Stones...

Too bad if this was the second coming of Christ. I mean we really missed a trick if that was the case. We're all doomed now.

A mistake by the lake indeed... wait, I thought that was Cleveland. WHAT UP!

-HECK!