I'm f***ing Matt Damon

I was in tears...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35734

Oh my God, the response video is incredible.

I check AICN daily.

You mean the response from Jimmy Kimmel, or what?

-HECK!

Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel's response video.

Can't spoil it for you, if you haven't seen it. Too fucking brilliant.

I haven't seen anything as funny as these 2 videos in I don't know how long.

Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy… it's me. I'm in ahh, a hotel… I
don’t know I've been on the road so long I... I don't even know what city
I'm in any more to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a
lot, and ahh, I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why
I haven't but it's important, I mean we've been together for so long,
over 5 years, and I still haven't told you and it's just not right, so
here it goes.Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: I'm sorry but it’s true

Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: I'm not imagining it’s you
Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: While you're drinking diet Snapple

Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She said she's fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? 'Cause, 'cause I'm talking about her breasts…

Sarah Silverman: Yeah… it's… it's funny…

Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don't take it bad… Remember all
the good times we had… Like the time we went fishing… And we caught a
bunch of fish… Then you puked in the bucket… On the fish that we caught…

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon!

Sarah Silverman: Analyze!

Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N

Sarah Silverman: I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ain’t lying

Sarah Silverman: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It's true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.

Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

Matt Damon: She's fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: She's fucking Matt Damon

Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon

Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!

Sarah Silverman: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?

Matt Damon: No, you did great.

Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]

Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.

Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great
run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be
friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If
anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please
call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care

Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time… sorry.

Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad

Matt Damon: A little bit, let's put that guitar down and go fuck in my bed… See ya Jimmy

Trying to avoid this because I know I will like it. I am weird that way.

Pea-ness.

-HECK!

It'll meet every one of your expectations and more.

Serious. I guarantee it. Or your money back.

I will give you my response in texty talk:

UR COM O D

-HECK!

Watch it, for fuck's sake, watch it!

Heck, did you just call Grant a comode?

Just watch the vid, they are both a riot

I took it to mean "COMMI BASTARD!"

He's not half wrong.

Love the avatar gabo!

I loved it! It was a riot!

Overkill for me right now. I made the mistake of showing it to the wife, and every chance she gets she's playing it through youtube on my computer. Couldn't have imagined I'd get sick of it... but here it is...