Robber runs off with feces

I saw this on the news yesterday. Made me laugh.

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Robber runs off with feces

A group of women giggled and laughed when one of their peers was robbed
yesterday because the robber did not get away with any valuables but
rather a pile of dog feces. A local newspaper reported how a man on a
scooter grabbed some scrunched up newspaper from a woman's hand while
she was walking her basset hound in a Pingtung City park. A policeman
told the newspaper that he saw a group of women laughing when he was
patrolling the park. When he asked them what was so funny, one of them
replied she had been robbed but there was no need for alarm because
what the robber had taken was a bundle of wrapped dog feces that she
was going to dispose of when she found a trash can.

Whats this world coming to? You cant even walk around with a bag of dog crap without worrying about it getting stolen

The only kind of crime we get here is this kind of mugging where a dude on a bike will zip past you and grab a lady's bag. Face-to-face mugging is completely embarassing, and it'd mean you'd have to face the person you're victimizing...

So basically they don't know what they're taking until they've taken it. The fact that this would happen tickles me pink.