R.I.P. Frog (1999 - 2008)

An Ode To Froggy

Though I thought you were an ugly sonovabitch
The wife was quite fond of you, so its all good
You had a brother who we named French
But he got mistaken by Jiro for his food

Now you're dead too; sucks for you buddy
I had to bury you in the back yard
I'm glad it's been raining, so the dirt was all muddy
Still, I expect one of the dogs to dig you up like a 'tard

Oh froggy, what to do with your bowl?
I think it's designed for fish originally
But new fish won't make us feel whole
Besides, I've got that huge fish tank in the living room I don't use

I really should do something about that.

- Gaboman, 2008

hahaha so sad yet so funny.

awesomely classic

Magnificant! And Magnificent! Truly amazing!!!

Balls, that was an old frog. I didn't know they could live so long.

-HECK!

Me either, but I read they can live up to 45 years in captivity... though the average life span is probably only 4 or 5 years.

so beautiful, so touching

FORTY FIVE YEARS!!!